Yale Cribs, posted on Sweetasiangirl20’s Youtube channel, perplexes us, bewilders us, makes us feel all warm and fuzzy. First of all, the channel: who is this ‘sweetasiangurl20’ and how did she get into all these suites? Second, the competition: which of these suites won a free ice cream party or a gift certificate to the Yale bookstore or a year’s free tuition or whatever you win when you win Yale Cribs? There’s no answer on any of the videos, so I’ve taken the liberty to pick my own top 3. It’s up to you to decide who should win.
“We decided we wanted to do something nice for the fireplace. It was like 8 bucks for this painting”
Why we like these guys: They’re buds (the pictures, the cuddle time), they motivate each other (with posters, anger management tools), they make the bed every day, they have logs and a fire poker for a non-functioning fire place.
“This was the guest suite but because it wasn’t handicap accessible we got to have it as our room.”
Why we like Mathilde: she ‘has to leave’ to go to a meeting of the Yale college council (maybe they were deciding to let the Ying Yang twins come to Spring Fling), she steals things from handicapped people (so to speak), the matching initials, the close-up of her candy collection.
“Very fun. Very European styled.”
Why we like her: Her feigned ignorance of ‘who that could be’, THE CHRISTMAS TREE complete with creepy ornaments with pictures of her friends, “a little flair”, her modesty: it’s her suitemate who wants her to put up her artwork, she wouldn’t dare show it off.