High School Senior Promises Not to Publicly Urinate on Harvard Landmarks if Admitted

Although you don’t have to know ancient Greek to get into Harvard these days, some people have trouble making the cut. But what happens when those individuals think demonstrating their cult-like zeal and devotion to the place is the super-shiny golden ticket to acceptance? Bad news, that’s what. First, there was “Harvard, Please.” And now, waitlisted Harvard applicant Grace Oberhofer is unwisely taking lessons from a page out of Aleksey Vayner’s book.

Not a completely bad song (despite the whole shrieking thing), but she probably should have brushed-up on IvyGate in order to come up with some more entertaining Harvard references. (You know she was running out of them when she had to affirm she’d never pee on John Harvard’s statue.) And maybe she shouldn’t have made it public. For one thing, even if she does get in, she will now FOREVER be known as that pre-frosh who made a slightly creepy and overly impassioned plea to be admitted to Harvard, exemplifying how a competitive admissions process turns people into raving, singing lunatics.

Quick question, Grace: How do the colleges that actually admitted you feel about the fact that you think a desperate video plea was a better alternative to attending their institutions? And how is Harvard going to feel, PR-wise, about admitting someone who calls it a “school that intimidates the average fool?”

Perhaps, though, the joke here is that she’s a legacy who got waitlisted. Maybe Ivies don’t just admit legacies with impunity. Maybe just the really wealthy ones?

10 Responses to “High School Senior Promises Not to Publicly Urinate on Harvard Landmarks if Admitted”

  1. Al Says:

    Someone should have talked to her before she did this…this video.

  2. h'12 Says:

    exactly what we need…another conceited, stuck up legacy ruining it for all of us.

  3. Chiigen Says:

    hey, you guys read the new york times and found the harvard entrance exam from 1869, we get it

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Shamelessness had its own rewards. Whatever that means.

  5. Jewlicious Says:

    legacy? her older brother went to Harvard. Does that count as legacy?

  6. Guest Says:

    Wow… Way to take a joke way too seriously, samear (or whatever the hell your name is)

  7. modernfurniture Says:

    I remember when this segment first aired. I was a teenage computer geek, and was so blown away. What a privilege to stand on the same planet with such as Rear Admiral Hopper.

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  8. College Tips Says:

    Stuck on the Ivy League Waitlist? Time for a YouTube Plea


  9. Fyi Says:

    this video may have not been a very good idea…she got rejected off the waitlist anyway. Plus it seems a little embarrassing.

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