Princeton Freshmen Girls Dub Themselves “The Tribe,” People Act Like They’re Actually Surprised

tigerPeople who think the surreal but entertaining high school drama of bad teen movies end after “Pomp and Circumstance” stops playing obviously haven’t been to Princeton. An anonymous source recently called out a group of freshman girls who have been referring to themselves as “The Tribe” around campus. Perhaps trying to fight the widespread notion that Princeton girls are the fugliest in comparison with the sexier Ivies by proclaiming themselves as the hottest girls at Princeton, Regina George and company appear to be taking full advantage of rush week and using their marketing prowess to gain entry into one of the exclusive sororities on campus (cross your fingers for Kappa!). Apparently, the girls not only seek exclusivity in social organizations, but also in choice of sexual partners, according to the source, who claims:

They have decided that they are so hot that they will only hook up with legacies and athletes.

Feign surprise at Princeton exclusivity after the jump.

The tipster goes on to say:

When the girls go to tailgates, the chieftess wears white and all of the other girls wear black Princeton t-shirts.

Another incident of stereotypical Princeton self-selection? Shocking. All the fuss seems unjustified; it hasn’t been that long since Princeton’s website advertised themselves as the easiest Ivy to get into, just as long as you can graduate. Neither do they appear to be one of those misinformed elitist Tiger Tools who march around insisting on how interesting they are, nor do they use Hitler scare tactics and refer to themselves as monarchist royalty. If anything, Princeton should appreciate the fact that this gaggle of social climbing Pocahontases is sending desperately needed, legitimate publicity its way.

Mean Girls, and a New Jersey horde at that, really shouldn’t rile up anyone. We just hope one of them starts weather forecasting with her boobs soon.

174 Responses to “Princeton Freshmen Girls Dub Themselves “The Tribe,” People Act Like They’re Actually Surprised”

  1. Bentley Bro Says:

    Wow kids at Princeton are a little bit too uptight RELAX. This only proves my next point that Bentley University is simply a better institution then Princeton. We aren’t bitches walking around trying to shit on each other because they are self-conscious. If you want a good time and want to step away from PMS’ing nerds, join us at Bentley because we are gunna run this world. On yo knees Princeton and suck Bentley’s 16 inch D!

  2. Bentley Bro Says:

    Wow kids at Princeton are a little bit too uptight RELAX. This only proves my next point that Bentley University is simply a better institution then Princeton. We aren’t bitches walking around trying to shit on each other because they are self-conscious. If you want a good time and want to step away from PMS’ing nerds, join us at Bentley because we are gunna run this world. On yo knees Princeton and suck Bentley’s 16 inch D!

  3. Bentley Bro Says:

    Yeah hey “Sunny” work a little harder on your next joke…that one made no sense and was just not funny. Like has a small tail?…Sick Bro. Take your elementary “zings” elsewhere…perhaps PBS kids website or something. Your input is not wanted.

  4. Bentley Bro Says:

    Yeah hey “Sunny” work a little harder on your next joke…that one made no sense and was just not funny. Like has a small tail?…Sick Bro. Take your elementary “zings” elsewhere…perhaps PBS kids website or something. Your input is not wanted.

  5. Sunny Says:

    hey “Bentley Bro” how about i completely dismantle you. Or i could just burn down your house you horses ass

  6. Sunny Says:

    hey “Bentley Bro” how about i completely dismantle you. Or i could just burn down your house you horses ass

  7. bentley Says:

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  8. bentley Says:

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  9. Bentley Bro Says:

    For some reason the name “sunny” doesnt strike fear into my heart so sure sunshine lets throw down haha homo

  10. Bentley Bro Says:

    For some reason the name “sunny” doesnt strike fear into my heart so sure sunshine lets throw down haha homo

  11. bentley Says:

    i seriously wish i knew who you were, i go to bentley too and have yet to find a sarcastic asshole like myself

  12. bentley Says:

    i seriously wish i knew who you were, i go to bentley too and have yet to find a sarcastic asshole like myself

  13. Sunny Says:

    funny shit bentley bro, i hope i dont find out who you are because im going to immediatly kill your dad and then have sex with his dead body

  14. Sunny Says:

    funny shit bentley bro, i hope i dont find out who you are because im going to immediatly kill your dad and then have sex with his dead body

  15. Bentley Bro Says:

    There’s only a small number of us…where do you live

  16. Bentley Bro Says:

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  17. Bentley Bro Says:

    You know who I am Sunny, so why don’t you just go ahead and make my day bro.

  18. Bentley Bro Says:

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  19. Bro Rogan Says:

    I heard Bentley Bro was a closet masturabator. Not much else you can do at a college with a $246 million endowment.

  20. Bro Rogan Says:

    I heard Bentley Bro was a closet masturabator. Not much else you can do at a college with a $246 million endowment.

  21. bentley Says:

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  22. bentley Says:

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  23. Bro Rogan Says:

    Totally broski. If anyone needs a mediocre and inarticulate typer to work on their blog for them just hit up the lightweight pen stealing fuck face that mops floors after hours at Bentley to earn get his tuition. To bad pops went to Bentley too.

  24. Bro Rogan Says:

    Totally broski. If anyone needs a mediocre and inarticulate typer to work on their blog for them just hit up the lightweight pen stealing fuck face that mops floors after hours at Bentley to earn get his tuition. To bad pops went to Bentley too.