Emma Watson Finishes Touring Harvard, Gives Yale a Whirl

Barely legal hottie Emma Watson (aka Hermione Granger, aka Harry Potter’s First Boner, in the movies about the kid whose penis is now available for public viewing on Broadway) toured Harvard yesterday and is now wandering the street of New Haven, according to students who spotted her this morning:

Saw her walking around with one of the head tour guides, and now she’s in the admissions office having an interview. Once I muster the courage (read: creepyness), I’ll take pictures from the bushes or save her from being run over by a bus or something.

In the absence of Miss Watson, Harvard has been entertaining a handful of other celebrities. An operative informs us:

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are currently at Harvard as well. Rumor has it that one of Demi’s daughters is looking to apply. And also JoJo was here like two weekends ago I’m just learning. As opposed to Emma and Demi’s daughter, she came just to party (allegedly) and was sighted at a couple final clubs.

Eh, who cares about Rumer or Bristol or whoeverthehell Ashton is awkwardly fathering these days. Let’s obsess about Hermione Granger a little more. Since Emma’s Grand College Tour appears to be heading south, we predict a Columbia appearance tomorrow (plus partying in NYC for the weekend?) and Princeton next week. Squeal!

Budding paparazzi, get your shutters ready. Next time, we want pictures.

70 Responses to “Emma Watson Finishes Touring Harvard, Gives Yale a Whirl”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    ughhh you’re all ridiculous, she’s smart enough, she’s qualified, get over it.
    AND SHE WILL COME TO BROWN.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    ughhh you’re all ridiculous, she’s smart enough, she’s qualified, get over it.
    AND SHE WILL COME TO BROWN.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    ^ Yeah, she’s smart enough and qualified … just like thousands of other rejected applicants.

  4. Yalie Says:

    I’m so sorry you were rejected…just don’t cry, it’s not her fault she’s a better candidate.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    ^ Yeah, she’s smart enough and qualified … just like thousands of other rejected applicants.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    H’11 – there’s always been more straight A’s than places at Oxbridge. They take people on more than a ‘perfect’ grade score.

  7. Anonymous Says:

    H’11 – there’s always been more straight A’s than places at Oxbridge. They take people on more than a ‘perfect’ grade score.

  8. Anonymous Says:

    If I was her Dad or Mum I would prefer her to be a lot safer and closer to home. There are British universities – she should be able to get accepted. Lots of parents would be extremely worried to send a child that far away from home to study unnecessarily. If you google “student shot” the first 12 pages are all in America. I don’t think they realise.

  9. Yalie Says:

    My parents were all up for me flying from London to go study at Yale.

  10. Anonymous Says:

    If I was her Dad or Mum I would prefer her to be a lot safer and closer to home. There are British universities – she should be able to get accepted. Lots of parents would be extremely worried to send a child that far away from home to study unnecessarily. If you google “student shot” the first 12 pages are all in America. I don’t think they realise.

  11. avd hem Says:

    shes probably dumb as hell.

  12. avd hem Says:

    shes probably dumb as hell.

  13. kee Says:

    @shes probably dumb as hell:
    lol.

  14. kee Says:

    @shes probably dumb as hell:
    lol.

  15. Jay Says:

    Just curious as to why she isn’t considering Penn? Awesome location, obvious academic prestige, and me lol?

  16. Jay Says:

    Just curious as to why she isn’t considering Penn? Awesome location, obvious academic prestige, and me lol?

  17. Guest Says:

    She’s an extremely qualified student, she was accepted into Yale, she would have been accepted into Harvard had she decided to go one applying there and in the end she decided Brown was just a better fit for her – it’s not just because she’s famous, she has pristine grades, amazing extracurriculars, an A on her SATs and she’s a very nice person, concerned about the envoiroment and the world she lives in.
    She wouldn’t have gotten into all those schools if she wasn’t qualified, not even if she’s a celebrity. In case you don’t know Yale and other Ivies have declined admissions to Emily Browning (“Sucker Punch” and “A Series of Unfortunate Events”)  as well as to Rob Pattinson (damn “Twilight Series”)  and 90210’s Annalynne McCord. So yeah, not every celeb gets into an Ivy, YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE BRAINS.

  18. lol Says:

    “an A on her SATs”what have you been smoking?

  19. Guest Says:

    In England year 10 students take a tests called the SATs (pronounced sats not S-A-T) and receive grades from A*, A all the way down to F, they do not receive the numerical grades that are in the American SAT and are in no way similar to the SATs we have in America (I know for a fact since I lived in England for 2 years and had to take them myself) so since she is from ENGLAND and had to take ENGLISH tests that statement is totally accurate and it is extremely impressive Emma managed to get an A. Look it up if you don’t believe me but it is rather foolish to berate and ridicule a comment you yourself may not totally understand.

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