Famous People’s Children on the Internet: As Dumb as Regular People’s Children

People do stupid things on facebook all the time. Some people post pictures of themselves urinating, others tell Public Safety in advance when best to bust their parties, and still others join groups like “THE Princeton ’11 Party Crew,” a self-proclaimed “elite few… who will hit the Street the moment orientation is over… [and] Party like a Champion.”

Then there are the people who write on “THE Princeton ’11 Party Crew’s” wall (backup):

I’m writing to inform you all that some of us in Southern California are so excited to party at Princeton that we already had a party. We had Bacardi, Bailey’s Irish Cream and several Coronas while bonfiring on the beach. It was great until it got broken up by the po’ and we almost got cited but the guy was pretty chill. We went and got good food afterward. Oh yah and we found out one of us makes good fakes too ; – )

This wouldn’t be too remarkable – just run-of-the-mill pre-frosh douchebaggery – except that said poster happens to be one Antonio Villaraigosa Jr., the son of the mayor of Los Angeles.

We know, Antonio. It’s crazy tough drinking “several Coronas” on the beach because the fucking po-lice always get in your goddamn grill but it’s cool because sometimes they’re pretty chill, especially WHEN YOUR FATHER IS THE MAYOR. Also, it’s pretty chill when your dad lets you into the DMV late at night to make your own fakes.

Welcome to Princeton, kid. A word of advice: do a little more partying, and a little less facebook messaging. Also: in college, no one drinks Bailey’s Irish Cream.

–JACOB SAVAGE

76 Responses to “Famous People’s Children on the Internet: As Dumb as Regular People’s Children”

  1. Stanford 2009 Says:

    Not sure who “Stanford” is, but he doesn’t speak for me.

    This kid looks like the biggest douche this side of the Mississippi. Thank God he’s not going to take over the King of Branner role. Even those annual douchebags aren’t as insufferable as this guy. No one bothers to list the alcohol they drank, unless it was especially bad or espeially good.

    Also, I have had Bailey’s several times in college so I don’t know what the guest editors are talking about. Bacardi is gross.

  2. Stanford 2009 Says:

    Not sure who “Stanford” is, but he doesn’t speak for me.

    This kid looks like the biggest douche this side of the Mississippi. Thank God he’s not going to take over the King of Branner role. Even those annual douchebags aren’t as insufferable as this guy. No one bothers to list the alcohol they drank, unless it was especially bad or espeially good.

    Also, I have had Bailey’s several times in college so I don’t know what the guest editors are talking about. Bacardi is gross.

  3. Princeton '11 Says:

    Funny to see how this kid already has a bad reputation before even arriving on campus. Hahaha. I hope I don’t end up having him as a roommate.

  4. Princeton '11 Says:

    Funny to see how this kid already has a bad reputation before even arriving on campus. Hahaha. I hope I don’t end up having him as a roommate.

  5. jacobsavageismyhero Says:

    this author wouldn’t happen to be THE jacob savage from Princeton would it? (aka the future david remnick?)

  6. jacobsavageismyhero Says:

    this author wouldn’t happen to be THE jacob savage from Princeton would it? (aka the future david remnick?)

  7. SoCalTiger Says:

    It really wasn’t that bad. I think the article is a little harsh, and I’m sure nobody wants a roommate that makes presumptions the way you do, Princeton ’11.

  8. SoCalTiger Says:

    It really wasn’t that bad. I think the article is a little harsh, and I’m sure nobody wants a roommate that makes presumptions the way you do, Princeton ’11.

  9. post.harvard Says:

    “We don’t have jackasses like this at Harvard, thankfully.” Laughing so hard I fell off the chair. Right, no jackasses at Harvard.

  10. post.harvard Says:

    “We don’t have jackasses like this at Harvard, thankfully.” Laughing so hard I fell off the chair. Right, no jackasses at Harvard.

  11. postharvard Says:

    “We don’t have jackasses like this at Harvard, thankfully.” Laughing so hard I fell off the chair. Right. No jackasses at Harvard.

  12. postharvard Says:

    “We don’t have jackasses like this at Harvard, thankfully.” Laughing so hard I fell off the chair. Right. No jackasses at Harvard.

  13. voice of reason Says:

    bailey’s irish cream is in irish carbombs. carbombs are a staple of college life. that is all.

  14. voice of reason Says:

    bailey’s irish cream is in irish carbombs. carbombs are a staple of college life. that is all.

  15. RE: post.harvard Says:

    umm…apparently, you do not know how to comprehend a simple post. Saying that “there are no jackasses like this” is not equivalent to saying “there are no jackasses.”

  16. RE: post.harvard Says:

    umm…apparently, you do not know how to comprehend a simple post. Saying that “there are no jackasses like this” is not equivalent to saying “there are no jackasses.”

  17. George Mikhail Says:

    Hey, John & Ken on KFI 640 are talking about your article!

  18. George Mikhail Says:

    Hey, John & Ken on KFI 640 are talking about your article!

  19. yaaaaaylie Says:

    What the heck is Paris doing with an uglyass loser like him?

  20. yaaaaaylie Says:

    What the heck is Paris doing with an uglyass loser like him?

  21. kfi6 Says:

    omg. someone doesn’t have a facebook anymore. how will said student survive the early days let alone weeks of princeton without active membership in THE party crew??? nice work yall

  22. kfi6 Says:

    omg. someone doesn’t have a facebook anymore. how will said student survive the early days let alone weeks of princeton without active membership in THE party crew??? nice work yall

  23. Princeton '09 Says:

    Another silly kid to join our ranks! Just what we needed.

  24. Princeton '09 Says:

    Another silly kid to join our ranks! Just what we needed.

  25. Joe08 Says:

    OH GOD. give the guy a break. He’s jsut a stupid teenager being a stupid teenager. And from what i’ve heard all kids from Los Angeles are this screwed up. you guys shouldnt judge him so harshly, . sure he obviously drinks underage, but he got into the number one university in the country which says something…

  26. Joe08 Says:

    OH GOD. give the guy a break. He’s jsut a stupid teenager being a stupid teenager. And from what i’ve heard all kids from Los Angeles are this screwed up. you guys shouldnt judge him so harshly, . sure he obviously drinks underage, but he got into the number one university in the country which says something…

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