BREAKING: Skorton Ice Cream Delicious

BREAKING: Skorton Ice Cream Delicious
It’s the update we’ve been waiting for all day! A Cornell tipster fresh from David Skorton’s inauguration day festivities — which includes the new university president’s own flavor of ice cream — breathlessly emails:

To: IvyGate@gmail.com
From: xxxxx@cornell.edu
Date: Sept. 7, 2006 5:56 p.m.
Subject: banana-berry skorton ice cream

Ahh, Skorton Berry ice cream. It’s filled with chocolate chunks and fruity syrup. The taste of Iowa, secular humanism and Banana. It got the official seal of approval from Skorton’s wife, and it is pretty tasty.

4 Responses to “BREAKING: Skorton Ice Cream Delicious”

  1. anon Says:

    It was really good However, a good many of the containers lacked the “berry swirl”, which was most unfortunate.

  2. anon Says:

    It was really good However, a good many of the containers lacked the “berry swirl”, which was most unfortunate.

  3. steveholt! Says:

    It’s way better than Harvard’s attempt: Larry Summers Misogynist Mint Pistachio

  4. steveholt! Says:

    It’s way better than Harvard’s attempt: Larry Summers Misogynist Mint Pistachio

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