Princeton’s Whitman College Selling Weight Loss Drugs—Google Says So

by Adam Clark Estes | January 23, 2009 at 2:09 am

whitman-collegeGoogling Princeton's still spanking new, eBay-funded Whitman College now yields a misleading (but telling?) opportunity to buy the heart attack inducing weight-loss drug Phentermine. Common side effects include: change in sexual desire, psychosis, and hostility with urge to attack. The drug is also one half of Fen-Phen, reaper of the late-90s, pre-WebMD death spree.  Sound like any Whitman students?

While searching for "Whitman College Princeton" brings up the offer to buy the drug for impressively low and prescription free prices, the link clicks through to Princeton's site. Whether it's a pointed prank or a likely hack on some careless IvyGate editor's laptop remains to be seen. But we can only hope Princeton's not headed for some controlled substance induced attack from some skinny, sex-starved, palpitating nutter. Those poor Tigers had enough trauma with that awful run in with deadly laptop stealers from MS-13 a couple years back.

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