Why I Will Never Be a Journalist

Why I Will Never Be a JournalistIf you read Ragtime, you may have noticed a rather long article in today's Prince about a rise in arrests for public urination at Princeton. If you were an inquisitive sort, you may  have wondered: how exactly does a hard-hitting journalist/reporter go about finding sources for a piece on public urination? Does he catch people en flagrante? Or does he just send an email around, hoping for something/someone to bite?

Well, now we know: he sends an email out. In this email, he includes gem-like questions such as "Have you ahd [sic] any personal experiences with public urination?"

Um, yes, I have. And usually it involves peeing directly on Prince reporters. 

After the jump: the email in full. It will blow your mind and make you extremely happy that you never joined your college daily.

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