Emma Watson Going to Yale, Incompetent Scottish Mag Says
The List, a Scottish arts and entertainment magazine, has reported that Emma Watson is a "University nerd" headed for Yale come September rather than Brown, as originally reported. Confused? Watson probably is too.
Maybe the bleary-eyed author accidentally clicked on a faux-Twitter posting where a pseudo-Watson said she had accepted Yale's offer. I mean, New Haven? Really? Who would fall for that?
People Magazine has failed to confirm the story. A recent piece on Hermione's recent grown-up Interview led with "It's no secret Emma Watson – a.k.a. Hermione Granger in Harry Potter's world – wants a degree from an American college, preferably an Ivy League school like Brown." (Emphasis added.) Smooth, very smooth, People.
Our inside sources say that barring a drastic change of plans, the prize prefrosh is "assumed" to be coming, fulfilling every Brunonian dream of finally meeting their bookish childhood idol.
As of April 14th, Watson, who recently turned 19, blogged that she still hadn't decided where to go. But it looks like she will be pursuing higher education in the fall, unlike her co-star Daniel Radcliffe (he who famously overexposed himself, with a horse) who set eating clubbers' panties aflame with rumors that he would be attending Princeton. Only that never happened.
We have one last question: did she get rejected from Harvard? Because she definitely visited.



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