See, Brown? All It Took Was a Skunk!

by Jim Newell | September 28, 2007 at 3:28 pm

See, Brown? All It Took Was a Skunk!Hal, Jacob and I have written about Brown twice in the four weeks we've been editors, and since the one I did was bullshit, it's really like 1.3. It's nothing against Brown per se; more that our curriculum-less brethren run a quiet academy free from the whorish distractions of, say, Columbia. Surely this appealed to Reade Seligmann.

But if schools aren't going to make news, we do offer a subchannel of coverage for which they might qualify once they've proven that news never will happen. Consider it IvyGate's Medicaid, or like when NFL teams are so bad that they throw their last regular season game to get the first draft pick.

We're writing about Brown today because a skunk is dominating its campus. Not Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, not the Democratic presidential candidates, but a skunk. No sarcasm, it's article of the week. More after the jump.

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