In a move perfectly designed to conjure "Animal House" jokes, James E. Wright, President of Dartmouth College, signed the Amethyst Initiative. This petition, introduced this summer by John McCardell, President Emeritus of Middlebury College, is designed to "reopen public debate over the drinking age." So far 129 college and university presidents have added their John Hancocks to this measure to curb binge drinking by maybe getting kids to start drinking earlier.

Though Dartmouth is the only Ivy on a list of signatories that includes schools as disparate as Hampshire College, Duke University and SUNY Purchase, UPenn President Amy Gutmann agrees the drinking age should be lowered to 18. Why didn't she sign the petition? The Daily Pennsylvanian will answer that:

Gutmann did not sign the initiative because she has not seen conclusive evidence confirming its claim that the higher drinking age causes increased levels of binge drinking

So why is Gutmann in favor of lowering the drinking age, if not to stop young people from drinking? Well, Gutmann--by way of the Daily Pennsylvanian--believes in a little thing called freedom.

It is "unrealistic" to expect people who can vote and serve in the military "not to be able to take a drink," says Penn President Amy Gutmann

After the jump, Cornell President David Skorton refuses to sign for no articulated reason.

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Finally, a president who knows how to get. Shit. Done. After only one day as commander-in-chief of Cornell University, David J. Skorton has already divested from Sudan, taken the swim test, and met with George Pataki. Twice! Students love the guy -- check out his 96 percent job approval rating, care of the Sun's highly scientific online poll.

So with all this goodwill to spare, why the hell are Skorton and his wife moving into a freshman dorm? "Don't worry," he reassured the Class of 2010. "We won't be keeping an eye on you." Mister, you're missing the point. They don't want to keep an eye on you. Do you think students want to pass the head of university administration coming out of the shower every morning? Listen to the amorous bedsqueaks of President and Mrs. Skorton? Those are things you can't unsee, sir, things you can't unhear. Don't put the children through it.