In Which We Re-Authorize Anonymous Comments

by Maureen O'Connor | September 12, 2008 at 10:21 am

Ivy League trolls, state school moles, and christianarchisti, rejoice! IvyGate’s trademark Anonymous Comment Boards of Doom and Destruction are back! But this time, there is a catch.

First, we reserve the right of Comment Board Omnipotence, which means if your comment has any of the following characteristics:

  • Contains personal information like phone numbers, embarrassing middle names, or, ahem, social security numbers
  • Is threatening, graphic, or riddled with hate speech
  • Annoys me

We will remove it. Commenter executions may be private or public, depending on the relative levity of your offense. You will, however, increase your likelihood of staying on the boards and of us being kind to you by becoming a registered commenter. We promise joy, abundance, and 72 beautiful virgins to every person who registers. Click “Login” at the upper-right corner of the top banner to register yourself and increase your BMOC factor tenfold. Trust us, there is no better pickup line than “You might know me from the internet. I’m orcslayer16 on IvyGate.”

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