Ragtime October 5, 2009: The Yale Daily News works on its Seinfeld impression
Brown: Recent alums make millions playing poker, prove that college is pointless- Columbia: People bring their pets to church Sunday, fail to realize that all animals are deeply into Wicca
- Cornell: Yep, you're way too boring for us, especially your name, Block. How more boring could you be with a name like Block?
- Harvard: Business School recognizes that the economic meltdown was entirely their fault
- Penn: The Daily Pennsylvanian masturbates
- Princeton: Princeton is out Dartmouth-ing Harvard and Yale
- Yale: Infamous Danish cartoonist visits New Haven because he doesn't feel like his life is in danger enough
- Yale: It's an Ivy League school, but it doesn't have any ivy. What's up with that? And what's the deal with the Swiss army? Do they have to fight off invaders with corkscrews and toe clippers?
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