Yalies Make Penises, Swastikas, Out of Snow

by Jacob Savage | February 27, 2008 at 2:08 pm

Yalies Make Penises, Swastikas, Out of SnowGive Yalies Christmas lights or snow any vaguely ephemeral construction material and they go crazy! It's like, so artistic of them! They make penises out of Christmas lights, penises out of snow, swastikas out of snow...

Swastikas? Yep. Following last week's snowstorm, a gigantic snow penis as well as a snowstika appeared on campus. The culprits? No one knows. Are they somehow connected? Probably not. But could some gay neo-Nazis be behind the whole thing? Regardless, the Yale Administration didn't mind the penis so much; the snowstika, however,is another story.

But maybe, just maybe, there's a political point: maybe they're comparing swastikas to penises. Or maybe they're just insensitive, anti-Semitic jerks. By the time these master snow craftsmen graduate, they'll be creating ice sculptures of Hitler with Himmler's penis in his mouth! It's so phallic!

After the jump: the Yale Hillel isn't so amused. And a picture of the gigantic snow penis.

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