Got Copy of the “Preseason Scouting Report” Circulating at Yale? Wanna Trade for a Date With a State School Girl?

by Qichen Zhang | September 11, 2009 at 10:29 am

Yale GateRecently, an email has been circulating around Yale ranking the attractiveness of 53 freshmen women. Titled "The Preseason Scouting Report," it apparently ranks the women by how many beers guys would need to find each girl hot. (Go ahead and park the ambulances in front of Stiles to be on the safe side.)

IvyGate has been trying to track down the elusive email, but sources in New Haven have been hesitant to share the document, citing fear of negative consequences from university administration, who have not yet caught the perpetrator. According to a Yalie:

From: [redacted]@yale.edu
Subject: Re: Do you know where I can get this email?
Date: Tue, Sep 8, 2009 at 9:15 PM

Everyone I know who has it knows the author, who has expressed a desire to minimize proliferation at this point.  Less publicity might equal less punishment if/when he/they get caught. The university is pretty pissed because we've had a few very public cases of sexual harassment over the years (google: i love yale sluts) and I think they're gonna crack down on this one.

If any Yalies want to share the misogynistic wealth, email IvyGate at tips@ivygateblog.com.

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