Sign Us Up to Be the Al-Jazeera of Ivy League Mascot Hostage Crises

The Daily Pennsylvanian has been on a video news tear recently, first with their Curt Weldon political coverage and now with this, uh, mascot hostage video.

To all parties involved: We offer our services as hostage negotiators. We demand proof of life! You know, a picture of the Quaker holding today's Brown Daily Herald. And Penn, we expect retaliation. DP's Spin has the story here.