And by "chastity oath," we mean "becoming a co-defendant in his Title IX lawsuit against Columbia's Women Studies department and never get invited to another pillow fight at Barnard. Ever." Caught circulating CU's "Noble Freedom Warrior" Libertarian email list:

From: Roy Den Hollander

Date: Oct 24, 2008 11:58 AM

Subject: [CCL] Columbia Lawsuit

To: [redacted]@columbia.edu

Dear Libertarians,

I'm a graduate of the Columbia Business School and a lawyer who is currently suing Columbia University because its Women's Studies program discriminates against male students and male alumni and violates the First Amendment establishment clause concerning religion.

The case is a class action lawsuit, and I am currently looking for Columbia students or organizations to join as plaintiffs. All expenses are being picked up by the MR Legal Fund.

I can be contacted at [redacted]@yahoo.com or (917) [redacted].

Thanks

Roy

Over on the Philolexian Society's list, they're replying to Roy with chicks-with-dicks porn. But to discuss the impressive girth of Philo's collective silicone phallus is to beg the question: MR (that's misogynspeak for "Men's Rights") Legal Fund exists? And... has money?

Of all nutty student activists, libertarians are by far my favorite. They're like an ideological parody of the Ivy League, whatwith the ruthless individualism, brute competition, and strict adherence to ECON101. They also have the most awesomely grandiose rhetoric on their side, for which we now turn to the Columbia College Libertarians, who have an exciting protest planned for tomorrow:

From: [redacted]@columbia.edu
Date: Sun, Sep 21, 2008 at 8:13 PM
Subject: [CCL] Libertarians Meeting MONDAY at 9:00 PM
To: [redacted]@columbia.edu

Noble Freedom Warriors,

Our second meeting of the year will be Monday (tomorrow) at 9:00 PM in 315 Hamilton. We will be elaborating on plans for the year and voting on a change to the club's constitution, followed by the regular discussion.

Also, if any of you are free in the afternoon, there will be a protest at the NY Federal Reserve at 4:45 PM.  Email us ASAP if you plan on attending.  The press will be there.  I'll include the details at the end of the email.

Hope to see you tomorrow!

Protest details — including costume requirements, as described by some guy named "Dallas Moorhead" — after the jump.

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