A Glimpse Into Your Future

 A Glimpse Into Your Future
According to statistics I just made up, but which are probably true, almost %65 of Ivy League graduates go on to work in the financial services industry. At many Ivies September and October degenerate into grim rituals of greed and acquisition on behalf of both students and recruiters. Here are some unintenionally hilarious recruiting materials I found on the floor in Princeton's library.

After the jump -- "12:00 p.m. Lunch with a referral at her private club. She's wearing a velvet headband and pearls. I gear myself up for a very polite tutorial."

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