Joseph Gordon-Levitt

RagTime: Everyone is Conceited Edition

by Peter Finocchiaro | November 23, 2010 at 9:12 am

Brown: Daily Herald pats self on the back.
Brown: Columnist loses absolutely everyone after “You’ve Got Mail” reference
Columbia: Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt continues self-masturbatory website promotional tour. Would it kill the guy to explain Inception to us, please?
Dartmouth: Hunger strike succeeds?
Princeton: “Finding Snooki at Princeton.”
Yale: Columnist conducts sociological experiment. Concludes, “Haha, no, really. Harvard blows”

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RagTime: Self-Promotional Edition

by Peter Finocchiaro | November 18, 2010 at 10:10 am

Brown: Benjamin Levine ’78 puts doctor skills to use in Chilean miner rescue, earns bragging rights over basically everyone for a little while.
Cornell: Student Assembly recommends that undergraduates get boozy right on campus.
Princeton: Gears up for another round of excruciating cosplay
Penn: Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt just wants to talk about his rad website
Penn: No words

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