Harvard Grad Recruiting Only Harvard Grads…To Work For Britney Spears

nejThere are certain things you'd expect of a Harvard lax recruit who went on to work at a hedge fund and boast of his penchant for Sarah Palin on Facebook.  Co-founding a restaurant with Britney Spears' dad and then using his Harvard connections to find Brit Brit the perfect Online Media Manager (the rest of the Ivy League--and all other plebians--need not apply) is not one of them.

Good job, Joe Nejman (H' 03).  You've suprised me, and not in that "oh, wow, it's soooo much bigger than I'd thought" way.  Joe, I've got a present for you: the Epic Elitist D-Bag of the Week award.  Congrats.

Because, of course, when Britney Spears needs someone to manage her online persona, Princeton and Yale grads just won't cut it--especially with such tough job requirements as being "a Social media expert with Googloe [sic] Analytics." The job ad, taken off a Harvard-only private job board, after the jump:

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