Yale: Massive Data Breach Is No Big Deal (We Hope)
Remember when Yale accidentally released 43,000 Social Security numbers to the general Googling public? Yeah, that was pretty stupid.
The University is still working to discern exactly how costly the data breach will be — identity-theft insurance can’t be cheap, you know? — but administrators say it’s unlikely the snafu was exploited by those nefarious Google dorkers you’ve been hearing so much about. Of course, they don’t really have any way of knowing, since Google remains mum on the subject. Regardless, Yale wants to assure you that hackers probably didn’t type a Yalie’s name into Google and come away with precious personal information.
But hold on — how exactly was the mistake discovered in the first place? Well, haha, funny story: A Yalie just typed his name into Google, and out popped his precious personal information. *Cue facepalm*

