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You know you've truly arrived in this world when people start accusing you of being The Man. And according to the Harvard Independent's blog, Maureen, Hal and I -- three of the most disorganized fuck-ups to have matriculated at Princeton in some time -- are just that! As it turns out, we're actually right-wing, semi-closeted/semi-bigoted Yalies with a malicious anti-Harvard agenda. We even got a punny public-enemy-moniker a la Man Coulter or Lindsay Blowhan. Well, sort of:
I've never been a big fan of IvyGate (from hereon referred to as "IvyHate"), ... they strike me as a gang of self-serving (what the Crimson would call "masturbatory") Yalies out to drown their own social inhibitions in bitter stabs at their rival college.
IvyHate [is] promoting the subsequent downfall of our institution's [Harvard's] reputation... Nice try, IvyGate. We know what you're up to.
Sir: Whatever our myriad crimes against Harvard may be, we are certainly not worth 750 words of your time. That's like twelve porn downloads worth!
The entire hilarious blog post -- including the words "heteronormative" and "Rivers Cuomo" -- after the jump.
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