Gay Sex Blogger Might Go to Harvard, Cuddles More Than Classmates, Regardless

by Lingbo Li | May 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm

BoyToyWatch out, Lena Chen: there's another sex blogger on the Internetz AND he's not currently in committed, monogamous relationship!

The gay blogger, who goes by "Boy Toy" is placed by some sources as a junior at Harvard. The Chicago locale is just a front to throw you off the scent. Actually, not that hard when 42% of Harvard students have had 0 sexual partners in the past year. (That number drops to 33.7% nationally.)  Although who knows, it could be an aging, diapered Floridian with an overactive imagination.

Boy Toy is keeping mum on the specifics of his identity, although he insinuates he's a Harvard affiliate. If we hear another creepy nudge-nudge statement, we might petition for an honorary associates degree from the Extension School:

Although I'm not going to pretend like these stories are not somewhat 'tickled and fluffed' into a more coherent narrative, every guy has a very real-life equivalent... Perhaps you recognize some of them?

This 2(x)ist wearing commitment-phobe loves to have international sexcapades in in highly narrative detail. One Army hookup's lips "taste like syrup." Aunt Jemima, we hardly knew ye.

After the jump, Harvard Boy Toy takes you to second base... and... that's about it.

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