Congratulations, Columbia! Never again must you covet from afar Harvard's Matt DiPasquale and his low-budge porn magazine: it's only homegrown smut from now on. Editor-In-Chief Hoang Jessica Tang (C'09) introduces C-spot as "a new erotic review produced by Columbia University students."

C-spot's website looks way classier than some aforementioned attempts at Ivy erotica, but in the same vein as H-bomb or Boston University's boink: original b&w photography, a pleasantly streamlined site, and articles on the origins of the vibrator and YouPorn.com. Plus: poetry!

My nails are chipped; my cuticles,
overgrown; and the paint
worn...

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We know that it’s been scientifically proven (thanks Radar!) that, except for Lena Chen, Harvard students don’t have sex. Ever. Fortunately for us, however, that sense of propriety doesn’t extend to the number one Harvard pastime: starting new and marginally useful publications. We were all a little scared of H-Bomb, which at least tried to be artistic in its display of bookish nerds baring their pasty white flesh. But who could have prepared for Harvard’s newest sex “journalist,” who drops all of the pretense and is just straight-up porn fit for your 13 year old little brother.

Matt DiPasquale (pictured) made some waves last year when he returned from an AVN Adult Industry Expo with the humble dream of creating Diamond, a porn magazine that Harvard could finally be proud of. And then he had the balls to speak about it at a conference on feminism!

Seven months later, the first issue of Diamond is here, and it’s...interesting. (The Crimson on Diamond's launch) It looks like it was designed using only Microsoft Paint and ClipArt, but that’s not the worst part!  The editorial content is mostly a a look ahead at some of Summer 2008’s potential biggest blockbusters (This Dark Knight flick looks like it might be pretty good!) but that’s not the worst part, either!

In spite of sending several creepy emails over open lists looking for “sexy models” to pose for him, it looks like Matt could only find two volunteers for the first issue. One of them is himself. The other is a beautiful young woman. Only one of them gets naked. (Are you worried yet?)

After the jump: some very nauseating, very NSFW pages from the first issue of Diamond. Be forewarned: there is an excessive amount of body hair, and one flaccid dong, billowing in the wind in a public park in Cambridge.

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H-Bomb, Harvard's much-talked-about (though not as often written or read) sex mag, is back! Er, sort of.

An onslaught of Bomb-related tips have been assaulting our inbox ever since the rag's new website went live, if you count a filler backdrop and six YouTube videos as a "new website." Must be the "righteous babes" staffing the mag, double-clicking extra furiously in the name of self-promotion. The videos feature H-Bomber Jenna Mellor giggling her way through the New Hampshire primaries, interviewing "voters! candidates! and campaigners!" about sex. Highlights include Romney staffers describing the "perfect woman" as a Stepford wife-- then back-tracking and saying Anne Romney or Laura Bush-- and a brief interview with Dennis Kucinich (Q: "How has politics affected your sex life?" A: "I'm happily married.") culminating in Ms. Miller leaping into the Elf Candidate's open and sexually-liberated arms.

The result is cute and kinda entertaining, but seriously, H, where is the porn? We want confused overachievers cavorting awkwardly in their panties, stat. Because if you can't top Primal Scream, you've got nothing.