Crimson Launches New Blog, Advertises Cocaine Study

by Adam Clark Estes | March 5, 2009 at 1:16 am

American Psycho CokeThe Harvard Crimson publicly launched  a new blog, Flybyblog.com about 5 minutes ago. Joining the ranks of Columbia’s Bwog, Penn’s Under the Button, etc., the daily’s newest foray into Web 2.0 looks like it will provide some serious and relevant commentary for their respective student body. About, like books and how Allston residents hate Harvard and neat house t-shirt designs and OH MY GOD FREE COKE!

Buried among all the little gems of dweebery, FlyByBlog does indeed provide instructions—via official university publication The Harvard Gazette—on how to get free cocaine from Harvard doctors. Here you go:

Cocaine Usage Study: Researchers seek healthy men ages 21-35 who have used cocaine occasionally for a two-visit research study. Subjects will be administered cocaine and either flutamide or premarin and undergo an MRI and blood sampling. $425 compensation upon completion. Taxi is provided. (617) 855-2883, (617) 855-3293. Responses are confidential.

So, one more time. Subjects get cocaine. $425. And Harvard will pay for the cab ride? Well, it’d just be wrong to say anything against scientific research. But we should point out that FlyByBlog does think this is the “Best.Study.Ever.”

Really. Do keep us posted, FlyBy. Got an 8:30 rez at Dorsia and would love to see you there.

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