We'd like to send out our congratulations to Penn's Chord on Blues, who -- by a tally of 461 to 133 -- were voted the Worst A Cappella Group in the Ivy League over the weekend, defeating the combined strengths of Cornell's Absolute A Cappella and Dartmouth's Cords. We love you guys and hope you continue to get worse, so that this world might once and for all eliminate a cappella in toto. Thanks for playing! Prize is in the mail... -ish.
And let's kick up the robot band one last time with the winning video:
UPDATE: What is this!? They've finally taken the video DOWN? Well, until our brutal response to that comes, enjoy some other shitty videos they made after the jump.
Let's be honest: There's no way Penn's Chord on Blues can lose this tournament. Including them was necessary, but it also spoiled the curve, as it were. We want to make these finals interesting, however, so we're going to... hmm... "tweak" the rules:
The Worst A Cappella Group in the Ivy League Tournament Finals
Penn's Chord on Blues vs. **THE COMBINED BADNESS** of Cornell's Absolute A Cappella and Dartmouth's Cords