Explosions at Barnard Dorm!!! Students Evacuate, Show No Sense of Perspective

Explosions at Barnard Dorm!!!  Students Evacuate, Show No Sense of PerspectiveIn another sign of the coming apocalypse, last night students at Barnard's Sulzberger Hall were forced to evacuate their dorm following a series of pipe and heater explosions. From The Spec:

Near the TV lounge, there was just a small pool of water and there was fog in the windows," said Jill Ross, BC '11 and a resident of the fifth floor of Sulzberger. "I saw this brown water beneath my feet [in the stairwell] and thought, 'I really hope this wasn't a sewer.'"

According to The Spec, "Many Barnard students compared the experience of being evacuated down stairwells amid flooding, to the Titanic." At least, you know, they have a proper sense of perspective. But where's Leo when you need him?