Craigslist of the Young & Restless: Cornell Orgy-Planner Rebrands As “Sex Club,” Foot Fetishist Cites Erica Jong

by Maureen O'Connor | October 1, 2008 at 7:20 pm

Now introducing Craigslist of the Young and Restless, featuring the classified needs, desires, and no-fee-sublets of the Ivy League.

We always assumed Brown was the horniest Ivy, whatwith SexPowerGod and all that free-loving, unshaved hippie-crotch stuff. But Cornell — repressed frat boy of the Ivy League — is on the verge of claiming Brown's Horndog Crown for itself, one anonymous Craigslist Casual Encounters listing at a time.

When we last saw Ithaca's Casual Encounters, this chick was tirelessly trying to start an orgy, and the Sun was working a sting operation on pervy professors. This week, Orgy Girl is back and looking to found a "Sex Club":

So Harvard has one, Yale too and Brown invented it....so why shouldn't we have one too? So the idea is quite simply a club whose goal is the connect people who share the common interest of, well, sex and other delightful acts.

We're pretty sure she has confused the LGBT Alliance with a swingers' club. (Just because "homosexual" and "bisexual" have the word "sex" in them does not mean they're interested in double-teaming you, O.G.) Even Converso Virium doesn't claim to engage in anything more than titillating conversation. Then again, you never know when some boring inter-collegiate organization like the Ivy Council is going to flip the switch and turn into a key party.

After the jump: Cornell's $300 foot fetishist alludes to Erica Jong, and a virgin seeks deflowering. Read the rest of this entry »

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