Meet the Most Loathsome Hockey Player Ever

by Max Wasserman | June 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm

leblancThis is Louis Leblanc. He’s from Kirkland, Quebec. Last season, he played for the Omaha Lancers of the USHL. On Friday, he was selected by the Montreal Canadiens in the first round of the NHL Draft. That made thousands of Québécois very happy and subsequently irritating. But Leblanc isn’t going to suit up for the Habs just yet because next year he’ll be attending Harvard University and playing for the Crimson men’s ice hockey team.

Congratulations Louis Leblanc. By being a French-Canadian hockey phenom and a Harvard student, you are officially the most loathsome hockey player ever.

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Brown Freshman Plays Hockey, Distributes Kiddie Porn

by Jim Newell | February 25, 2008 at 6:54 pm

Brown Freshman Plays Hockey, Distributes Kiddie Porn Harrison Zolnierczyk, a Brown freshman from Canada and member of the Bears’ glorious hockey team, is having some legal troubles back in the old country. While most students were busy watching Hillary Clinton jazz it up at a Providence rally Sunday, Zolnierczyk was “facing charges of voyeurism and production, possession and distribution of child pornography” from something called the “Port Alberni Provincial Court in British Columbia,” also in Canada. Will Harrison Zolnierczyk survive this terrible smear campaign against his hockey career? Or is he really a voyeur who produced, possessed and distributed tapes of horrible child sex? Well, the Mounties are on the case now, so it’s only a matter of seconds before the they figure out this would-be perp’s deal.

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