IvyGate Tip-Off: MGMT to Headline Yale Spring Fling

You heard it here first: hipioneers and Wesleyanites, electronic duo MGMT, will be headlining Yale’s Spring Fling music and booze-spectacular. The name “Missy Elliot” has also been thrown around, though with less conviction. (Last year’s big names were GirlTalk and The Decemberists.)

The news comes to us from several well-connected sources, and if we’re wrong, we’ll eat our hip, hip hats.

BREAKING: Inferior Scientist Picked As Next Harvard Prez

BREAKING: Inferior Scientist Picked As Next Harvard PrezEarly headlines are coming over the wire after the Crimson’s scoop that history prof and Radcliffe dean Drew Gilpin Faust will soon be named Harvard’s first woman president

DEATH OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH PAVES WAY FOR NEW LEADER OF AMERICAN FEMINISM

SIGNIFICANTLY LESS INTERESTING PERSON THAN LARRY SUMMERS ELEVATED TO HIGHEST POSITION IN AMERICAN EDUCATION

TRUSTEES CONFUSED BY FEMALE ACADEMICS’ CELEBRATION; THOUGHT ‘DREW’ PERSON WAS MAN

SCOOP SAFELY OBTAINED, STUDENT REPORTERS RETURN CRIMSON-ISSUED CYANIDE CAPSULES

More news TK later Friday …