Just Not Enough Bollas to Go Around

by Andrew Martin | July 14, 2008 at 5:01 pm

As reported in the estimable Bwog of Columbia University yesterday, Columbia President Lee Bollinger's son, Lee Bollinger Also, has gotten himself hitched to a pretty third grade teacher named Jennifer Ellis. Having barely survived an in-class cross examination from Lee the Elder myself in his constitutional law class, I have sympathy for Jennifer in what is sure to be a long and happy life filled with tear inducing Thanksgiving dinner interrogations.

Also earning my sympathy are the legions of Spectator staffers, past and present, male and female, who have now lost their last chance to "bag a Lee Bollinger." I guess those photoshopped naked pictures of Prezbo in the old Eye office will have to do.  The Silver Fox does NOT commit cruel and petty infidelity, and, one assumes, neither will his doppelgang-banger spawn.

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