Columbia Sex Blogger Would Like You To Know He Is Hung Like a Horse
The world works in mysterious ways: Sometimes bad things happen to good people. Sometimes bad people are really pretty. And sometimes that guy who hits on all the girls at the bar, the one who uses phrases like "my mojo" and "the sweet spot" and "When it Rains, It Whores," actually has a big dick. Quoth Spec's sex blogger, The Big Bad Wolf:
I've always been told I have a huge cock. When I was 14, my first girlfriend to engage in heavy petting started a rumor that must have helped me to get quite a few handjobs in high school. She told everyone I was enormous.
A 14-year-old girl's expertise on male anatomy. Unassailable.
Wolfie is theoretically anonymous, but seeing how Commentariat's "author" pages use suffixes featuring the author's first initial and last name, and seeing how the Wolf's author page uses the suffix "/cchima," we're guessing the Big Bad Penis belongs to this guy. And if it doesn't, some poor kid named Chikodi is going to be pissed that the world now thinks he masturbates chronically.
More on The Big Bad Wolf's penis after the jump!
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