Goodness Gracious (UPDATED)

by Chris Beam | April 2, 2007 at 10:08 am

Goodness Gracious (UPDATED)Here’s a trend story lead for ya: Adolescent males are increasingly whipping out their junk and molding them, origami-like, into various entertaining shapes. If you’re a dude and you’ve come of age in the past decade or so, you’ve probably seen the “helicopter,” the “chicken heart,” or — most horrifically — the “bat wing.” (You know it when you see it.) Confused, ladies? Google at your retinas’ peril, and just take our word that this is pandemic.

And continue after the NSFW jump, if you have the … um … if you have the … stomach for the logical next step. Right now, at Cornell University, some brave, brave souls — and their junk — are upping the ante with a pyrotechnic feat so daring it would make David Blaine — and his junk — weep. The student in this video toys with life and death, albeit that of his future children. It’s also the most creative use of Axe body spray we’ve ever seen.

NSFW!

UPDATE 12:30 a.m.: YouTube, in its puritanical wisdom, has deleted the video. Luckily, we were good little bloggers and downloaded the video for re-hosting just in case something like this happened; it’s back up, after the jump.

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