Impossible is Nothing, Redux: In Which IvyGate Gets Jennifer Krimm a Job

by Jacob Savage | February 13, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Impossible is Nothing, Redux: In Which IvyGate Gets Jennifer Krimm a JobIt looks like this fine rag is good for something after all. An email sent to us yesterday begs us to contact Jennifer on behalf of the United States Army. As patriots, we obviously do everything in our power to help the government of this great country. We've therefore decided to post the email so that Jennifer can use her stellar resume to go forth and save the world:

[name redacted], CIV USA HRC

Classification:  UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: FOUO

We'd like to get in touch with Jennifer.  Please send her this note, if you can.  Thank you.

[name redacted]
Mgmt Svc Spec (Human Resources/Civ)
Management Support Branch
Officer Personnel Mgmt Directorate
U.S. Army Human Resources Command

In a follow-up, the Army explained:

Just pass it on to Jennifer, if you can...  Yes, there are positions within the Army Human Resources Command that we are recruiting for.  I cannot offer her a position, but can let her know what is available and how to apply.  The jobs are posted on www.cpol.army.mil. Again, thank you!

Contact us, Jen. We can totally help you, if a position as a secretary or whatever at the Army Human Resources Command isn't like, beneath you.

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