August 26, 2007: Bums get thrown out!

by Michael Morisy | August 25, 2007 at 11:38 pm

Out with the old!Hi, this is Michael, the guy who disappeared? Well, it’s that time again, when Nick and Chris, sorely disappointed, brush off the old and usher in two new guest editors to amuse and delight. Oh, the times we had: We watched the claws come out and saw the blood of source code spill. We watched as Columbia, once again, jacked its own students while Cornell’s mystic buzz machine won every award, ever. We even read a book! And listened to rap! And discussed, like, world politics or something! Oh, and we discovered that the worst people in the world are really –SPOILER ALERT!!!– into ranking themselves. There was some other stuff, too, but I’m tired of typing and you’re tired of reading.

Maureen would have contributed to this post, but the trauma of editing IvyGate made her need to go out and drink heavily tonight. She wishes our readers the best, even the one who called her a whore, because she’s forgiving like that.

Seriously, it was a lot of fun, so be nice to the new guys. We hear they’re even better than us!

–MICHAEL MORISY and MAUREEN O’CONNOR

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