Rowdy Dartmouth Frat Returns, Forcing Sorority’s Eviction; Animal House Not Even Cited Once in This Post
Enraged estrogen came to a boil yesterday when 200 angry Dartmouth ladies took to the streets of Hanover to protest sorority Alpha Xi Delta's eviction at the hands of rowdy frat Beta Theta Pi. Following decampment in 1996 for racist, homophobic, and criminally violent behavior, the Betas' history gets complicated and all, you know, Greek to me, so here's Dartmouth correspondent Ben O'Donnell with all the tawdry deets.
As any red-blooded administration-hater at Dartmouth will tell you, nine years ago the authority figures tried to take away that which is most precious to us students: our Greek houses. The plan was jettisoned after students and alumni brought to the administration's attention how lame ice cream socials and movie nights are, but many still harbored suspicions of an anti-Greek conspiracy.
The administration's news a few days ago took those suspicions, poisoned them, shot them repeatedly, beat them with clubs as they attempted to stagger away in escape, and threw them into the ice-covered Neva River. The headline in The D might have read "Awesome Frat to Return to Campus," and, indeed, some may have received the news of Beta Theta Pi's impending reinstatement that way.
Many students, however, have been tripping over their retro-'80s sneakers with the neon laces in their rush to condemn the administration's decision, and I'm not just talking about the half with the two X chromosomes and sometimes questionable interpretations of the concept of "fun." Because, of course, there's much more to this story, which has a "permanently" derecognized jock frat moving back into the house its alumni still own and kicking out the sorority that leases the house in the process.
After the jump, the Dick and Jane version of the story, in which Dick is a network of twelve hundred well-connected and deep-pocketed ex-frat boys who passed their time at Dartmouth beating up other dudes and shouting at gays, and Jane is a beleaguered sorority widely viewed on campus as pretty OK.




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Dartmouth in the summer must be a lonely, spooky place. According to Hampshire lore, when a heat wave breaks through Hanover, the sycamores and oaks of the forest speak these words to obnoxious frat boys: "Harass Kappa Kappa Gamma... Call them bitches and whores... Beware... Beware!"
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