So, the Columbia GS who wanted the dude to go down on her? Not very shy.
First things first: Jacob extends a half-hearted apology to the dude Angela Rasmussen (C’GS) screwed figuratively but not literally. Ryan Subaran, you might be a totally cool guy; or, you might suck. We really have no idea, because we recently discovered that Angela is batshit crazy.
But at least her blog is fun!
In an email sent yesterday, Razzy thanks us for posting about her and notes,
Just one thing, though. I HATE that picture of me. … I would simply like to humbly propose some alternatives. They are equally ridiculous and certainly don’t qualify as a glamour shot, but I don’t wince every time I look at one of them like my lab photo. Considering I’m totally in love with myself, that says a LOT.
And then she attaches five pictures of herself, three of which feature nudity. Um, hello, strange woman who posts topless pictures of herself on her blog and claims “most men are intimidated by me.” Are you aware that embarrassing nudie pics are usually sent to us by the crazed member of a relationship, not the one claiming righteous indignation? And girl, if there is anything worse than a puple wig, it’s a matching purple mini-toga that reveals your entire right breast. And if there’s anything worse than that? It’s taking a picture of the ensemble, then emailing it to us.
After the jump: Razzy’s five preferred photos and all the rest of the crazy that Jacob somehow missed, probably because he is a man, and for some reason men don’t catch these things until way too late, like when they are lying naked in bed with one and suddenly realize, oh shit. I can’t go down on this girl. She is crazy.



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