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Ragtime: And You Thought Madonna Constantine Knew When a Cause Was Lost…

by Brown10 | July 17, 2008 at 1:16 pm

Columbia: “‘Rooster’s breakfast’ is Slovenian slang for ‘early morning sex.’”
Columbia: Madonna Constantine demonstrates inability to cut losses.
Harvard: Oh Harvard kids, so goddamn worldly.
Yale: Would you believe these kids and their hats?
Princeton: Construction workers go overboard trying to take Princeton’s gobs of money.
Dartmouth: “An officer assigned to detail a Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority event at Everything But Anchovies arrested an underage male who brought liquor in a cup to the event.” Gin and anchovies — busted.
Penn: Hillary Clinton owes everyone money.

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Ragtime: In Which We Consider Donating Our Eggs For Cash

by Nina Shield | July 1, 2008 at 12:05 pm

Columbia: 5000 students’ social security numbers were Google-able. Whoops.
Dartmouth: Students realize that gas is expensive, drive less .
Harvard: Stereotype confirmation alert! A quarter of Harvard students don’t have sex, and those with more sex partners have lower GPAs.
Yale: “Ivy League Egg Donor Wanted.”
Yale: Professor’s sexual abuse victim sues the university.

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Ragtime May 1, 2008: In which the Daily Prince gets a little schizo

by Maureen O'Connor | May 1, 2008 at 9:21 am

Brown: “Full Monty” review acknowledges nudity, fails to evaluate penis-size
Cornell: Jenna B.’s long good-bye: “my appeal was on par with the pinto beans in the dumpster behind That Burrito Place”
Dartmouth: Conviction in manslaughter of student
Princeton: Seniors write letters to selves, lest self forgets how insufferably self-indulgent self is: “Senior spring at Princeton is a kind of romantic, eternal orange sunset.”
Yale: Shvarts submits non-abortion-goo “alternative project”
Yale: Commenters = sad pandas

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Ragtime April 25, 2008: Affirmative Action for Ketchup

by Maureen O'Connor | April 25, 2008 at 1:03 pm

–James Yu

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Ragtime April 24, 2008: Colonel Custard still at large

by J.D. Porter | April 24, 2008 at 10:36 am

IMPORTANT: Are you Colonel Custard? Do you know who Colonel Custard is? Please contact us if either is the case.

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Ragtime April 23, 2008: Meringue Does a Complexion Good

by Maureen O'Connor | April 23, 2008 at 10:49 am

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Ragtime, April 16 2008: In Which China Infiltrates the Ivy Dailies

by Jacob Savage | April 16, 2008 at 11:39 am

Brown: Child pornographer / Brown hockey player sentenced to slap on the wrist.
Cornell: I heart Huckabee.
Columbia: “Columbia Students for a Free Tibet address each other as “freedom fighters.” The insurgents in Iraq also share this revered name.” A batshit column by another Chinese propagandist. Have you no sense of decency, ma’am? At long last, have you no sense of decency?
Harvard: Don’t worry, kids. Primal Scream won’t be affected by that pesky 1784 lewdness law that’s still on the books.
Dartmouth: So they’re arresting kids for marijuana again.
Penn: Doesn’t Barack Obama know the DP isn’t worth his time?
Princeton: “An Yi ‘10, a Chinese student, said she thinks the protests against China are based on misinformation spread by a biased Western media.” Have these Chinese shills infiltrated all of our campuses?
Yale: Gaylies having a tough time of it.

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Ragtime April 15, 2008: Please Stop Shitting on Barnard

by Jacob Savage | April 15, 2008 at 2:46 pm

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Ragtime April 14, 2008: “I, Science Center”

by Maureen O'Connor | April 14, 2008 at 11:40 am

–Barrett Lane

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Ragtime April 11, 2008: But the only reason we go to the Street is for elite snobbery!

by Maureen O'Connor | April 11, 2008 at 10:30 pm

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Ragtime: And You Thought Madonna Constantine Knew When a Cause Was Lost…

Ragtime: In Which We Consider Donating Our Eggs For Cash

Ragtime May 1, 2008: In which the Daily Prince gets a little schizo

Ragtime April 25, 2008: Affirmative Action for Ketchup

Ragtime April 24, 2008: Colonel Custard still at large

Ragtime April 23, 2008: Meringue Does a Complexion Good

Ragtime, April 16 2008: In Which China Infiltrates the Ivy Dailies

Ragtime April 15, 2008: Please Stop Shitting on Barnard

Ragtime April 14, 2008: “I, Science Center”

Ragtime April 11, 2008: But the only reason we go to the Street is for elite snobbery!

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