Ragtime April 24, 2008: Colonel Custard still at large
Brown: Student nabbed in Thomas Friedman pie-throwing incident; accomplice remains at large, calls himself “Colonel Custard”
- Columbia: Startling noninformation: Some in Harlem like to walk around campus, whereas others do not
- Cornell: Current Cornell cheaters not as bad as old Cornell cheaters
- Dartmouth: “The liberal student has died”
- Harvard: Plastic surgeon writes children’s book in which Mommy gets breast implants, infuriating a freshman, who gets the title wrong
- Penn: Something called “Hey Day”moved from Friday to Tuesday!
- Princeton: Band rides up to campus in van run on vegetable oil
- Yale: “No human blood” in Shvarts art studio
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April 24th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
plenty of people cheat, but plenty of people don’t cheat. these numbers are a bit suspect. i mean, i doubt you will find many people who never cheated in high school. but plenty of people choose not to cheat in the long run. huge numbers of kids in my high school cheated in the early years there, but by the end, anyone worth their salt chose to succeed (or fail) on their own dime.
April 25th, 2008 at 1:25 am
Funny, I would have thought you guys would have known what Hey Day was.