"cc":

If one of them happened to be the real number, how are they supposed to know that? They were dealing with a psycho pathological liar. Me, I'd have thought ALL the numbers were fake. Looks like an innocent accident to me, Akash. But it looks as if this argument is all you got, you loser, so go ahead and stick with it.

And how do we KNOW one of those numbers was real? Because Akash said so? LMAO!!!! And we're supposed to believe Psycho Loser? For all we know, he's just trying to get incriminating evidence off the internet.

"And way to take the high road by making fun of someone's height and laughing at rape and abuse. Charming, really."

Akash, you're as dumb as I remembered you

I'm not laughing at rape and abuse. I'm laughing at YOU and what you may have to face in the near future. It's a horrible thing when it happens to anyone else. But you? Couldn't happen to a more deserving person, LOL!! Hooray for Karma!!

Akash "down syndrome":

hey VICTOR (since cc is obviously you), say hi to your uncle for me the next time you see him mmk? I know how much you love "spending time" with him. does he know yet that you plan to steal his toys? someone should really let him and your family know that...

Akash "i'd like":

to hear more about Victor's mom and this illegal immigrant she apparently had an affair with. if anything i feel sorry for victor's dad. there he is working every day to support a lazy whore wife and an ungrateful son who steals his own father's SSN and identity to get a credit card so he can buy a laptop. for shame.

ha ha:

CC...um I mean VICTOR, you joined a Facebook group called "I didn't go to college just to drink and hook up" which made a lot of your facebook friends laugh because that's ALL you clearly went to college to do you C-average student hack. You also recently joined a group called, "I Love Tits." Hey, why not join a group called, "I really love my uncle?" It would be more honest.

yale '08:

Oh and Victor, you're clearly not over Akash either since you keep posting hateful comments about him here. Is this why you aren't enrolled in classes this semester? I figured you weren't since you've been scarcely seen on campus and your name and picture have been removed from Yale's official facebook online (not THE facebook -- for anyone who doesn't know, Yale has it's own online facebook that only us students can access to see who is enrolled each semester. complete with photos. though i'm certainly glad your ugly mug isn't there victor) so it's possible you're rutting in some other state, living off another misguided person who you're using for money (which is all you ever do with people). but you clearly some in and out of new haven since 1) you have a place to stay at skull and bones 2) the IP address of the person dumb enough to post Akash's SSN and phone number online (several times) has been identified as definitely from Yale and 3) you've had two pathetic readings of your yawn-inducing plays on campus this semester which you had to post on facebook to force your "friends" (the same ones who sent pictures and stories about you to Gawker and Ivygate) to come to. so yeah, not that difficult for you to be in another state, come to New Haven every now and then, and leave again. where are you staying now? at dartmouth with your ex or friends who you can live off of, you financial parasite? or maybe in new york with that asian cow yalie you call a dear friend, living off of her generosity too? wherever you are, the police can find you. your dad may not have called the cops on your ungrateful ass when you stole HIS SSN, but this time they will be looking for you."

cc:

But it's kind of worth it, because every time I post, Victor enters your chemically-imbalanced brain and you go into a mentally deranged tizzy. Rant rant rant rant blather blather blather. Careful, Akash! You need to maintain your composure if your gonna con the judge into getting you into a rehabilitation program.

Yeah, of course your family supports you. But you know you broke their hearts, Akash. I can't imagine how that must feel, knowing you can't even look into their eyes without seeing the depthless pain you caused them. For failing them. For making up stories about them to other people to make them seem better and more accomplished than they are in reality. Why would you do that? Do they make you so ashamed, Akash? And is that why you lied to get into these schools? To not be like your parents, whom you lie about to everyone else? Must be a real tough burden you placed on yourself, Akash, and you can't even live up to your own aspirations. God, you must hate being a failure. But that's how you're gonna end up, all the same.

It's really not so funny. It's very, very sad. Sadder still, because you can't break the sick pattern of lying and stabbing people in the back and inventing fake personalities, and etc. Even after you got caught, Dude, get your shit together, seriously. You seriously think what you're doing is a way to save a sliver of your reputation? Forget it. Your reputation is gone, destroyed, the end, you'll always be Akash Maharaj the lying, cheating, threatening, manipulative, suicidal basket case. But if you showed a little remorse, if you owned up to what you did, then MAYBE you'll have a chance at a turnaround. MAYBE. But keep posting as yale08 and other fake posters, and show us there's no hope for you at all. And jail isn't even enough for you.

This is probably my last post to you, because you're boring me now. You're not even an intellectually stimulating psychotic, not even close. But get your last word in. "Victor this!

"cc":

Yeah, Akash, you have a whole history of being people who you say you're not, yale08 being only the latest one. Clever name. Thanks to the net, you can always pretend to be someone you're not and will never be, like yale08. You'll never be a yale08 or 09 or 10 or any graduate from anywhere EVER!! What a lifelong loser. Enjoy the excersise yard, bwah hah hah! I'm sure you'll be getting a nice view of the concrete every other day, wimp."

And so on, for at least another 4-5 pages of text. The madness! Just admit it: you guys were made for each other.

Ed: Adorable as the whole thing is, we're turning off comments on the Gaylies Gone Wild post. It was all fun and games until the police started calling us for IP addresses, which kind of harshed the blogging mellow. We love our comment-crazies, but this has gotten a little... out of hand...