Merry Christmas!
There won’t be any posts on this site for a while. Using nothing but a calendar, a magnifying glass, and the title of this post, see if you can figure out why.
Bored already? Don’t be! You can read Francisco Nava’s dizzyingly retarded op/ed, “Princeton’s Latex Lies.” Or you can check out this hilarious article from McSweeney’s which should (sadly) hit home for many Ivy League alumni. Lastly, there comes a troubling tale of igloos and athletes courtesy of the Crimson.
But let’s not forget what Christmas is really about — a celebration of the birth of Christ.
Have a magnificent Christmas season,
-Hal, Jacob, & Maureen
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December 21st, 2007 at 8:02 pm
If you ever wonder why consultants hide floating crosses in ads, it’s so people like you play them over and over again for free exposure. Merry Christmas. Christmas is first and foremost about presents. [Jesus is fourth, behind (2) creative light patterns and (3) evergreen conifers]
December 21st, 2007 at 9:42 pm
those hockey players are fucking animals.
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:46 am
You evil little bastards. How dare you lay any claim to Christianity. america is the nemesis to Christ, america is satan, without question america is satan. american style Christianity is the sickest fraud ever perpetrated on humanity and you americans have created a lot of fraud. So unusual are you, so distinct that I refer to you as an entirely new species: insecticidus americanus ( pronounced like the planet Uranus, a species somewhere between a bug and an animal, sorry animals are more socialized than americans ) I came up with a snappy rhyme, insecticidus americanus come on america hide you anus. How are the demands on your right to torture ? Is there a particular letter you’d like to remove from the alphabet to add to your outrageous requests ? Do you by chance recall those american fighter pilots captured and under interrogation went into great length describing an american biological weapons dispersal program over Korea and Indo-China. While you were busy conducting the Nuremberg trials you were also breaking every law your prosecution was designed to uphold. The crimes against humanity list reads like a who’s who in satans den. Do you remember the Atoms for peace program in the 1950’s when america was preparing the shah of Iran for nuclear power and finally finished the light water reactor in 1967. Maybe you recall it was evil dick cheney and donald rumpsfeld that were so confident in the stability of the Iranian regime they helped push it in the 1970’s under Ford. The list of cia installed tyrants globally is amazingly long, running out of space on the page long. It was essential for america to install tyrants all over the globe. adolf hitler, installed by american money, sacked the modern wealthy civilized world while american genocidal profiteers won the world, and a gold cross from adolf hitler for henry ford for being such a proficient supporter of the genocidal murder of Jews in the millions. Were you all happy to underwrite saddam hussein’s war on Iran, happy to give him the recipes for weapons of mass destruction and encourage him to use them against the Iranians, happy to have your corporate buddies sell it in bulk at great prices, happy to have a tortuous dictator on the payroll for a little redistricting in the Middle East as usual. China’s Chiang Kai Shek was a right wing leader that america was encouraging to make war on Japan while supplying them with their own air force pre Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor was no fucking surprise attack. You americans were the evil that gave us WWII and many other evils.
Convenient how easy it is to disavow such an evil history, in america the truth kills americans, the truth is dangerous to the survival of americas evil empire. america is satan, Christs’s nemesis, and currently america is engaged in a find the Messiahs first and kill them, the Jewish Messiah the Shia Messiah and Jesus Christ are all at risk because wall street and evil america want them dead and for years have been spending tens of millions of dollars playing king herod wanna be’s. That’s the whole truth so help me GOD.
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:49 am
You evil little bastards. How dare you lay any claim to Christianity. america is the nemesis to Christ, america is satan, without question america is satan. american style Christianity is the sickest fraud ever perpetrated on humanity and you americans have created a lot of fraud. So unusual are you, so distinct that I refer to you as an entirely new species: insecticidus americanus ( pronounced like the planet Uranus, a species somewhere between a bug and an animal, sorry animals are more socialized than americans ) I came up with a snappy rhyme, insecticidus americanus come on america hide you anus. How are the demands on your right to torture ? Is there a particular letter you’d like to remove from the alphabet to add to your outrageous requests ? Do you by chance recall those american fighter pilots captured and under interrogation went into great length describing an american biological weapons dispersal program over Korea and Indo-China. While you were busy conducting the Nuremberg trials you were also breaking every law your prosecution was designed to uphold. The crimes against humanity list reads like a who’s who in satans den. Do you remember the Atoms for peace program in the 1950’s when america was preparing the shah of Iran for nuclear power and finally finished the light water reactor in 1967. Maybe you recall it was evil dick cheney and donald rumpsfeld that were so confident in the stability of the Iranian regime they helped push it in the 1970’s under Ford. The list of cia installed tyrants globally is amazingly long, running out of space on the page long. It was essential for america to install tyrants all over the globe. adolf hitler, installed by american money, sacked the modern wealthy civilized world while american genocidal profiteers won the world, and a gold cross from adolf hitler for henry ford for being such a proficient supporter of the genocidal murder of Jews in the millions. Were you all happy to underwrite saddam hussein’s war on Iran, happy to give him the recipes for weapons of mass destruction and encourage him to use them against the Iranians, happy to have your corporate buddies sell it in bulk at great prices, happy to have a tortuous dictator on the payroll for a little redistricting in the Middle East as usual. China’s Chiang Kai Shek was a right wing leader that america was encouraging to make war on Japan while supplying them with their own air force pre Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor was no fucking surprise attack. You americans were the evil that gave us WWII and many other evils.
Convenient how easy it is to disavow such an evil history, in america the truth kills americans, the truth is dangerous to the survival of americas evil empire. america is satan, Christs’s nemesis, and currently america is engaged in a find the Messiahs first and kill them, the Jewish Messiah the Shia Messiah and Jesus Christ are all at risk because wall street and evil america want them dead and for years have been spending tens of millions of dollars playing king herod wanna be’s. That’s the whole truth so help me GOD.
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:51 am
You evil little bastards. How dare you lay any claim to Christianity. america is the nemesis to Christ, america is satan, without question america is satan. american style Christianity is the sickest fraud ever perpetrated on humanity and you americans have created a lot of fraud. So unusual are you, so distinct that I refer to you as an entirely new species: insecticidus americanus ( pronounced like the planet Uranus, a species somewhere between a bug and an animal, sorry animals are more socialized than americans ) I came up with a snappy rhyme, insecticidus americanus come on america hide you anus. How are the demands on your right to torture ? Is there a particular letter you’d like to remove from the alphabet to add to your outrageous requests ? Do you by chance recall those american fighter pilots captured and under interrogation went into great length describing an american biological weapons dispersal program over Korea and Indo-China. While you were busy conducting the Nuremberg trials you were also breaking every law your prosecution was designed to uphold. The crimes against humanity list reads like a who’s who in satans den. Do you remember the Atoms for peace program in the 1950’s when america was preparing the shah of Iran for nuclear power and finally finished the light water reactor in 1967. Maybe you recall it was evil dick cheney and donald rumpsfeld that were so confident in the stability of the Iranian regime they helped push it in the 1970’s under Ford. The list of cia installed tyrants globally is amazingly long, running out of space on the page long. It was essential for america to install tyrants all over the globe. adolf hitler, installed by american money, sacked the modern wealthy civilized world while american genocidal profiteers won the world, and a gold cross from adolf hitler for henry ford for being such a proficient supporter of the genocidal murder of Jews in the millions. Were you all happy to underwrite saddam hussein’s war on Iran, happy to give him the recipes for weapons of mass destruction and encourage him to use them against the Iranians, happy to have your corporate buddies sell it in bulk at great prices, happy to have a tortuous dictator on the payroll for a little redistricting in the Middle East as usual. China’s Chiang Kai Shek was a right wing leader that america was encouraging to make war on Japan while supplying them with their own air force pre Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor was no fucking surprise attack. You americans were the evil that gave us WWII and many other evils.
Convenient how easy it is to disavow such an evil history, in america the truth kills americans, the truth is dangerous to the survival of americas evil empire. america is satan, Christs’s nemesis, and currently america is engaged in a find the Messiahs first and kill them, the Jewish Messiah the Shia Messiah and Jesus Christ are all at risk because wall street and evil america want them dead and for years have been spending tens of millions of dollars playing king herod wanna be’s. That’s the whole truth so help me GOD.
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:54 am
You evil little bastards. How dare you lay any claim to Christianity. america is the nemesis to Christ, america is satan, without question america is satan. american style Christianity is the sickest fraud ever perpetrated on humanity and you americans have created a lot of fraud. So unusual are you, so distinct that I refer to you as an entirely new species: insecticidus americanus ( pronounced like the planet Uranus, a species somewhere between a bug and an animal, sorry animals are more socialized than americans ) I came up with a snappy rhyme, insecticidus americanus come on america hide you anus. How are the demands on your right to torture ? Is there a particular letter you’d like to remove from the alphabet to add to your outrageous requests ? Do you by chance recall those american fighter pilots captured and under interrogation went into great length describing an american biological weapons dispersal program over Korea and Indo-China. While you were busy conducting the Nuremberg trials you were also breaking every law your prosecution was designed to uphold. The crimes against humanity list reads like a who’s who in satans den. Do you remember the Atoms for peace program in the 1950’s when america was preparing the shah of Iran for nuclear power and finally finished the light water reactor in 1967. Maybe you recall it was evil dick cheney and donald rumpsfeld that were so confident in the stability of the Iranian regime they helped push it in the 1970’s under Ford. The list of cia installed tyrants globally is amazingly long, running out of space on the page long. It was essential for america to install tyrants all over the globe. adolf hitler, installed by american money, sacked the modern wealthy civilized world while american genocidal profiteers won the world, and a gold cross from adolf hitler for henry ford for being such a proficient supporter of the genocidal murder of Jews in the millions. Were you all happy to underwrite saddam hussein’s war on Iran, happy to give him the recipes for weapons of mass destruction and encourage him to use them against the Iranians, happy to have your corporate buddies sell it in bulk at great prices, happy to have a tortuous dictator on the payroll for a little redistricting in the Middle East as usual. China’s Chiang Kai Shek was a right wing leader that america was encouraging to make war on Japan while supplying them with their own air force pre Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor was no fucking surprise attack. You americans were the evil that gave us WWII and many other evils.
Convenient how easy it is to disavow such an evil history, in america the truth kills americans, the truth is dangerous to the survival of americas evil empire. america is satan, Christs’s nemesis, and currently america is engaged in a find the Messiahs first and kill them, the Jewish Messiah the Shia Messiah and Jesus Christ are all at risk because wall street and evil america want them dead and for years have been spending tens of millions of dollars playing king herod wanna be’s. That’s the whole truth so help me GOD.
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:57 am
You evil little bastards. How dare you lay any claim to Christianity. america is the nemesis to Christ, america is satan, without question america is satan. american style Christianity is the sickest fraud ever perpetrated on humanity and you americans have created a lot of fraud. So unusual are you, so distinct that I refer to you as an entirely new species: insecticidus americanus ( pronounced like the planet Uranus, a species somewhere between a bug and an animal, sorry animals are more socialized than americans ) I came up with a snappy rhyme, insecticidus americanus come on america hide you anus. How are the demands on your right to torture ? Is there a particular letter you’d like to remove from the alphabet to add to your outrageous requests ? Do you by chance recall those american fighter pilots captured and under interrogation went into great length describing an american biological weapons dispersal program over Korea and Indo-China. While you were busy conducting the Nuremberg trials you were also breaking every law your prosecution was designed to uphold. The crimes against humanity list reads like a who’s who in satans den. Do you remember the Atoms for peace program in the 1950’s when america was preparing the shah of Iran for nuclear power and finally finished the light water reactor in 1967. Maybe you recall it was evil dick cheney and donald rumpsfeld that were so confident in the stability of the Iranian regime they helped push it in the 1970’s under Ford. The list of cia installed tyrants globally is amazingly long, running out of space on the page long. It was essential for america to install tyrants all over the globe. adolf hitler, installed by american money, sacked the modern wealthy civilized world while american genocidal profiteers won the world, and a gold cross from adolf hitler for henry ford for being such a proficient supporter of the genocidal murder of Jews in the millions. Were you all happy to underwrite saddam hussein’s war on Iran, happy to give him the recipes for weapons of mass destruction and encourage him to use them against the Iranians, happy to have your corporate buddies sell it in bulk at great prices, happy to have a tortuous dictator on the payroll for a little redistricting in the Middle East as usual. China’s Chiang Kai Shek was a right wing leader that america was encouraging to make war on Japan while supplying them with their own air force pre Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor was no fucking surprise attack. You americans were the evil that gave us WWII and many other evils.
Convenient how easy it is to disavow such an evil history, in america the truth kills americans, the truth is dangerous to the survival of americas evil empire. america is satan, Christs’s nemesis, and currently america is engaged in a find the Messiahs first and kill them, the Jewish Messiah the Shia Messiah and Jesus Christ are all at risk because wall street and evil america want them dead and for years have been spending tens of millions of dollars playing king herod wanna be’s. That’s the whole truth so help me GOD.
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:58 am
you crazy fuck, haven’t you learned to only post once yet?
December 22nd, 2007 at 12:58 am
You evil little bastards. How dare you lay any claim to Christianity. america is the nemesis to Christ, america is satan, without question america is satan. american style Christianity is the sickest fraud ever perpetrated on humanity and you americans have created a lot of fraud. So unusual are you, so distinct that I refer to you as an entirely new species: insecticidus americanus ( pronounced like the planet Uranus, a species somewhere between a bug and an animal, sorry animals are more socialized than americans ) I came up with a snappy rhyme, insecticidus americanus come on america hide you anus. How are the demands on your right to torture ? Is there a particular letter you’d like to remove from the alphabet to add to your outrageous requests ? Do you by chance recall those american fighter pilots captured and under interrogation went into great length describing an american biological weapons dispersal program over Korea and Indo-China. While you were busy conducting the Nuremberg trials you were also breaking every law your prosecution was designed to uphold. The crimes against humanity list reads like a who’s who in satans den. Do you remember the Atoms for peace program in the 1950’s when america was preparing the shah of Iran for nuclear power and finally finished the light water reactor in 1967. Maybe you recall it was evil dick cheney and donald rumpsfeld that were so confident in the stability of the Iranian regime they helped push it in the 1970’s under Ford. The list of cia installed tyrants globally is amazingly long, running out of space on the page long. It was essential for america to install tyrants all over the globe. adolf hitler, installed by american money, sacked the modern wealthy civilized world while american genocidal profiteers won the world, and a gold cross from adolf hitler for henry ford for being such a proficient supporter of the genocidal murder of Jews in the millions. Were you all happy to underwrite saddam hussein’s war on Iran, happy to give him the recipes for weapons of mass destruction and encourage him to use them against the Iranians, happy to have your corporate buddies sell it in bulk at great prices, happy to have a tortuous dictator on the payroll for a little redistricting in the Middle East as usual. China’s Chiang Kai Shek was a right wing leader that america was encouraging to make war on Japan while supplying them with their own air force pre Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor was no fucking surprise attack. You americans were the evil that gave us WWII and many other evils.
Convenient how easy it is to disavow such an evil history, in america the truth kills americans, the truth is dangerous to the survival of americas evil empire. america is satan, Christs’s nemesis, and currently america is engaged in a find the Messiahs first and kill them, the Jewish Messiah the Shia Messiah and Jesus Christ are all at risk because wall street and evil america want them dead and for years have been spending tens of millions of dollars playing king herod wanna be’s. That’s the whole truth so help me GOD.
December 22nd, 2007 at 1:02 am
You evil little bastards. How dare you lay any claim to Christianity. america is the nemesis to Christ, america is satan, without question america is satan. american style Christianity is the sickest fraud ever perpetrated on humanity and you americans have created a lot of fraud. So unusual are you, so distinct that I refer to you as an entirely new species: insecticidus americanus ( pronounced like the planet Uranus, a species somewhere between a bug and an animal, sorry animals are more socialized than americans ) I came up with a snappy rhyme, insecticidus americanus come on america hide you anus. How are the demands on your right to torture ? Is there a particular letter you’d like to remove from the alphabet to add to your outrageous requests ? Do you by chance recall those american fighter pilots captured and under interrogation went into great length describing an american biological weapons dispersal program over Korea and Indo-China. While you were busy conducting the Nuremberg trials you were also breaking every law your prosecution was designed to uphold. The crimes against humanity list reads like a who’s who in satans den. Do you remember the Atoms for peace program in the 1950’s when america was preparing the shah of Iran for nuclear power and finally finished the light water reactor in 1967. Maybe you recall it was evil dick cheney and donald rumpsfeld that were so confident in the stability of the Iranian regime they helped push it in the 1970’s under Ford. The list of cia installed tyrants globally is amazingly long, running out of space on the page long. It was essential for america to install tyrants all over the globe. adolf hitler, installed by american money, sacked the modern wealthy civilized world while american genocidal profiteers won the world, and a gold cross from adolf hitler for henry ford for being such a proficient supporter of the genocidal murder of Jews in the millions. Were you all happy to underwrite saddam hussein’s war on Iran, happy to give him the recipes for weapons of mass destruction and encourage him to use them against the Iranians, happy to have your corporate buddies sell it in bulk at great prices, happy to have a tortuous dictator on the payroll for a little redistricting in the Middle East as usual. China’s Chiang Kai Shek was a right wing leader that america was encouraging to make war on Japan while supplying them with their own air force pre Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor was no fucking surprise attack. You americans were the evil that gave us WWII and many other evils.
Convenient how easy it is to disavow such an evil history, in america the truth kills americans, the truth is dangerous to the survival of americas evil empire. america is satan, Christs’s nemesis, and currently america is engaged in a find the Messiahs first and kill them, the Jewish Messiah the Shia Messiah and Jesus Christ are all at risk because wall street and evil america want them dead and for years have been spending tens of millions of dollars playing king herod wanna be’s. That’s the whole truth so help me GOD.
December 22nd, 2007 at 1:07 am
You evil little bastards. How dare you lay any claim to Christianity. america is the nemesis to Christ, america is satan, without question america is satan. american style Christianity is the sickest fraud ever perpetrated on humanity and you americans have created a lot of fraud. So unusual are you, so distinct that I refer to you as an entirely new species: insecticidus americanus ( pronounced like the planet Uranus, a species somewhere between a bug and an animal, sorry animals are more socialized than americans ) I came up with a snappy rhyme, insecticidus americanus come on america hide you anus. How are the demands on your right to torture ? Is there a particular letter you’d like to remove from the alphabet to add to your outrageous requests ? Do you by chance recall those american fighter pilots captured and under interrogation went into great length describing an american biological weapons dispersal program over Korea and Indo-China. While you were busy conducting the Nuremberg trials you were also breaking every law your prosecution was designed to uphold. The crimes against humanity list reads like a who’s who in satans den. Do you remember the Atoms for peace program in the 1950’s when america was preparing the shah of Iran for nuclear power and finally finished the light water reactor in 1967. Maybe you recall it was evil dick cheney and donald rumpsfeld that were so confident in the stability of the Iranian regime they helped push it in the 1970’s under Ford. The list of cia installed tyrants globally is amazingly long, running out of space on the page long. It was essential for america to install tyrants all over the globe. adolf hitler, installed by american money, sacked the modern wealthy civilized world while american genocidal profiteers won the world, and a gold cross from adolf hitler for henry ford for being such a proficient supporter of the genocidal murder of Jews in the millions. Were you all happy to underwrite saddam hussein’s war on Iran, happy to give him the recipes for weapons of mass destruction and encourage him to use them against the Iranians, happy to have your corporate buddies sell it in bulk at great prices, happy to have a tortuous dictator on the payroll for a little redistricting in the Middle East as usual. China’s Chiang Kai Shek was a right wing leader that america was encouraging to make war on Japan while supplying them with their own air force pre Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor was no fucking surprise attack. You americans were the evil that gave us WWII and many other evils.
Convenient how easy it is to disavow such an evil history, in america the truth kills americans, the truth is dangerous to the survival of americas evil empire. america is satan, Christs’s nemesis, and currently america is engaged in a find the Messiahs first and kill them, the Jewish Messiah the Shia Messiah and Jesus Christ are all at risk because wall street and evil america want them dead and for years have been spending tens of millions of dollars playing king herod wanna be’s. That’s the whole truth so help me GOD.
December 22nd, 2007 at 1:09 am
You evil little bastards. How dare you lay any claim to Christianity. america is the nemesis to Christ, america is satan, without question america is satan. american style Christianity is the sickest fraud ever perpetrated on humanity and you americans have created a lot of fraud. So unusual are you, so distinct that I refer to you as an entirely new species: insecticidus americanus ( pronounced like the planet Uranus, a species somewhere between a bug and an animal, sorry animals are more socialized than americans ) I came up with a snappy rhyme, insecticidus americanus come on america hide you anus. How are the demands on your right to torture ? Is there a particular letter you’d like to remove from the alphabet to add to your outrageous requests ? Do you by chance recall those american fighter pilots captured and under interrogation went into great length describing an american biological weapons dispersal program over Korea and Indo-China. While you were busy conducting the Nuremberg trials you were also breaking every law your prosecution was designed to uphold. The crimes against humanity list reads like a who’s who in satans den. Do you remember the Atoms for peace program in the 1950’s when america was preparing the shah of Iran for nuclear power and finally finished the light water reactor in 1967. Maybe you recall it was evil dick cheney and donald rumpsfeld that were so confident in the stability of the Iranian regime they helped push it in the 1970’s under Ford. The list of cia installed tyrants globally is amazingly long, running out of space on the page long. It was essential for america to install tyrants all over the globe. adolf hitler, installed by american money, sacked the modern wealthy civilized world while american genocidal profiteers won the world, and a gold cross from adolf hitler for henry ford for being such a proficient supporter of the genocidal murder of Jews in the millions. Were you all happy to underwrite saddam hussein’s war on Iran, happy to give him the recipes for weapons of mass destruction and encourage him to use them against the Iranians, happy to have your corporate buddies sell it in bulk at great prices, happy to have a tortuous dictator on the payroll for a little redistricting in the Middle East as usual. China’s Chiang Kai Shek was a right wing leader that america was encouraging to make war on Japan while supplying them with their own air force pre Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor was no fucking surprise attack. You americans were the evil that gave us WWII and many other evils.
Convenient how easy it is to disavow such an evil history, in america the truth kills americans, the truth is dangerous to the survival of americas evil empire. america is satan, Christs’s nemesis, and currently america is engaged in a find the Messiahs first and kill them, the Jewish Messiah the Shia Messiah and Jesus Christ are all at risk because wall street and evil america want them dead and for years have been spending tens of millions of dollars playing king herod wanna be’s. That’s the whole truth so help me GOD.
December 22nd, 2007 at 1:13 am
I am compiling a “best of christianarchisti” list. Top runners are “shit plate” from “WANTED: Thoughtless Taskmasters…” and “Hey conscienceless murderers” from x17–a blog updating preteans on Britney Spears’ move to Malibu. http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/britneys_malibu_move-09112007.php
Other comments on the page include “you go girl,” “that house is ugly” and “you’re an idiot, so there”
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:36 am
there’s a lesson here…
sane people use paragraphs
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:49 pm
And a Merry Christmas to y’all too. PS, can you guys threaten to ban anarchisti if he tries to spam again?
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:46 am
And a merry Secular Gift-giving Day to you too!
December 24th, 2007 at 2:46 am
Please don’t ban christianarchisti!!! He is THE BEST.
January 7th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
“Are you about worn out of all the television commercials you’ve been seeing?”
WTF?