Ragtime November 28, 2007: Cool Kids Go to Dartmouth
Brown: "Brown is not a random sample of the population as a whole" and other shocking tales.- Columbia: Probably time to delete that "Soulja Boy" you downloaded off Kazaa.
- Cornell: Someone sounds a bit jealous!
- Dartmouth: How could booking two rap acts called The Cool Kids and Young Ivy instead of Spoon ever not turn out successfully?
- Harvard: "Bryan had put on his Harvard-preppy look: white button-up, Harvard sweatshirt, tight jeans. An earring glinted in each ear. He was ready."
- Penn: "Some think he is a missing person or the victim of a violent crime. Others suggest he's an American Apparel model"
- Yale: How is watching The Bachelor not inherently the show's most crippling problem?
-- Compiled by Juli Weiner
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November 28th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
The vast majority of sexual assaults are committed by someone that the survivor knows. Try reading actual statistics instead of just what you remember from the news.
November 28th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
the yale headline has terrible subject-verb agreement.
November 28th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
i meant the ivygate headline, not the YDN headline, btw.
November 28th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
That Cornell article is the most pathetic piece of shit ever written…Morningside heights is the 2nd safest neighborhood in Manhattan behind the Upper east side. Most events occur away from campus or when people are just blatantly stupid. As for Penn, it’s west Philadelphia…enough said!
November 28th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Fuck you Cornell. You wish you could read with the best and roll with the worst. You wish you could trip on campus and land on a real street. You wish you could bellow at your environs and not only hear the mountains echo back your self-conscious solitude. You are crime-less because you are lifeless.
November 28th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
You need to relax, my friend. Perhaps your lack of campus is getting to you?
November 28th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
You need to relax, my friend. Perhaps your lack of campus is getting to you?
November 28th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
You need to relax, my friend. Perhaps your lack of campus is getting to you?
November 28th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
You need to relax, my friend. Perhaps your lack of campus is getting to you?
November 28th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
You need to relax, my friend. Perhaps your lack of campus is getting to you?
November 28th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
You need to relax, my friend. Perhaps your lack of campus is getting to you?
November 28th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
You need to relax, my friend. Perhaps your lack of campus is getting to you?
November 28th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
and you, it seems, need to trust that your posts will appear.
latent abandonment issues maybe?
November 28th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
who needs to calm down… you hit submit 7 times in 10 minutes!
November 29th, 2007 at 12:16 am
wait, can we go back to the subject-verb agreement in the yale headline? watching = subject, is = linking verb, problem = predicate? “how is watching not the problem” –> the subject and verb agree, right y’10?
November 29th, 2007 at 1:28 am
subject: “watching”
verb: “is”
predicate: “problem”
How can “watching The Bachelor” be “The Bachelor’s … problem”?
One could say that “watching The Bachelor is the columnist’s problem” or “The show itself is The Bachelor’s most crippling problem” or “getting people to watch is The Bachelor’s problem.”
lrn2grmmr
November 29th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Yeah, I fucked up.
November 29th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I like how the Cornell author calls Cornell a peer to Penn and Columbia. Laughable.
Almost as laughable as the phrase, “Cornell students are fortunate to be surrounded by more Blue Light phones than intimidating security guards with florescent vests.” We all know phones that call security guards prevent more crimes than actual security guards.