Yale Society Outdouches Just About Everything
Or was there an even douchier party in the Ivy League this weekend? Always a possibility.
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September 17th, 2007 at 8:20 am
yeah…that was an invite to a naked party. The hosts found the most pretentious freshmen on facebook and invited them to a secret “masquerade ball.” Eventually, on cue, they all got naked and scared the daylights out of those poor toolbag freshmen.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:13 am
If what he says is true, that just went from douchebaggy to hilarious.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Yep, this happened to me my freshman year, only the invite wasn’t as douche-y. It was pretty funny, all the freshmen scattered like roaches in a spotlight, except me of course.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:26 am
I don’t understand…did they do this as a serious thing or as a joke on the pretentious freshmen? If the former, douchey, if the latter, excellent.
September 17th, 2007 at 11:28 am
@brown11: You would think so, wouldn’t you? At Brown everything gets better once you’re with a bunch of nude people. Don’t you guys run some crazy naked donut delivery service up there?
If I’m not mistaken, Princeton has some sort of Naked Olympics thingamajig in the winter. Currently, I don’t know of any naked parties at Columbia, but right now we’re all a little scared of the administration catching us with our pants down (so to speak).
September 17th, 2007 at 11:40 am
Yea for the pundits! Oh, and they were definitely making fun of them.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
The Pundits have another lovely tradition - on the first day of finals, dozens of them run naked through the Sterling Library at 12 am, throwing around candy and shouting “happy finals!”
The problem is, many of them are kind of ugly, but it’s still pretty entertaining.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
You are mistaken. The Nude Olympics were forcibly discontinued by the administration.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Hi mandy!
September 17th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Despite being a devoted Brownie I’m relatively ambivalent about on-campus nudity, but the thought of the most stuck-up freshman Elis caught in their formal dress while the “Masquerade” turns into a nudist bacchanalia is just wonderful. Hats off to those who organized this stunt.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
You can’t go to a shittier school for nudity than Harvard, Penn, or Columbia. The whole ghetto (yes, Cambridge is a ghetto) urban feel right outside of campus just about kills any thought of streaking fun.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
YOU’re a ghetto.
September 17th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
yeah…that was an invite to a naked party. The hosts found the most pretentious freshmen on facebook and invited them to a secret “masquerade ball.” Eventually, on cue, they all got naked and scared the daylights out of those poor toolbag freshmen.
September 17th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
if my memory of high school latin is correct…”non ducor, duco” = “I am not led, I lead”?
September 17th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
@09yalie - yup. It is also the motto of Sao Paolo, Brazil, which, of course, is largely “led” by Rio in the court of popular opinion.
September 17th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
i wish i was a real mascot :(
September 17th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Actually, Columbia has an administration approved “naked run” every October. I’m getting ready…
September 17th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
GREAT comback! *yawn*, dork.