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Entire Population of Williamsburg a Suspect in Princeton Locker-Room Nudie Pics Case

by Nick Summers | April 23, 2007 at 6:29 pm

Entire Population of Williamsburg a Suspect in Princeton Locker-Room Nudie Pics CaseSpanking the Daily Princetonian last Wednesday distracted us from the real news in that day’s paper: STRANGER SNAPS PICS OF NUDE MALE ATHLETES. Some perv, apparently, was hiding in a bathroom stall in the Caldwell Fieldhouse, taking secret photos of naked dudes showering after track and lacrosse practice; the athletes gave low-speed chase (presumably in shower sandals, wielding back-scratchers) but he disappeared around a corner.

Two things. A) The suspect should totally email us, we’re desperate for IvyGate Galleries submissions, and B) track star Ted Price ‘10, who witnessed the incident, described him as having a “well-done mullet” and “handlebar moustache.” We really have nothing else to add.

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8 Responses to “Entire Population of Williamsburg a Suspect in Princeton Locker-Room Nudie Pics Case”

  1. Comments Penn '08 Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    Williamsburg, Brooklyn, or Williamsburg, Virginia? Because they, like, both totally work in this context.

  2. Comments Y'03 Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    Was his hat tri-cornered, or trucker?

  3. Comments Nate Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 7:20 pm

    I am confused about Randy Johnson’s role in this.

  4. Comments Penn '15 Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    I agree. Randy is sporting a greasy, poorly done mullet, and what is obviously a classic chevron, not a handlebar moustache.
    http://www.ftmguide.org/facialhair.html

  5. Comments perhaps Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 8:06 pm

    it was randy johnson AND the late salvador dali who teamed up in this madcap adventure.

  6. Comments Colleve Ave Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 8:57 pm

    I’m more creeped out by the “VOYEURISM” eyebrow on that story. Is this an ongoing thing? We had one dude climb into the ceiling of a dorm shower to sneak a peek at ladies in our (non-Ivy) college a couple years back, but this is pretty strange.

  7. Comments Maureen Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    It’s like, pressed for a description of the locker-room-perv, the lacrosse guys went, “Quick! What does a gay guy look like? uhhh handlebar mustache… black leather…”

  8. Comments ugarte Says:
    April 24th, 2007 at 9:47 am

    That’s not a very impressive track team.

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