Yep, we saw this one coming. It was only a matter of time before Emily Lamont, Harvard '09, fulfilled her filial obligation to embarrass her father Ned's senatorial candidacy. This adorable shot shows Emily moments away from a can of Coors Light and a beer funnel. Now, it's not 100 percent clear if that Coors is meant for her or that sweet dude in baby blue Lacoste. But we're pretty sure the laws of physics say the person closer to the floor takes the rip.

See, Ned? This is what happens when you get the netroots involved! Lieberman, you owe us bigtime. Team Lamont, send angy e-mail here.

UPDATE 10:04 a.m.: The gentleman appears to be Michael Libert, Harvard '09. 

ADVERTISEMENT

Comments

Gilded says:

The mouth of that beer bong appears to be a magical golden hue...

Senator Macaca says:

I'm shocked! she's in the same room as alcohol! this surely proves that Lamant wants us to pull out of Iraq in 5 minutes and let the terrorists follow the troops here. Oceans no longer protect us. all aboard the islamo-fascist express to red'mericka via the elite liberal northeast corridor. first stop, caimbridge mass.

i hope you d-bags are trying for satire here.

Skip St. Croix says:

That's not even a Coors Light, but rather the lowly Busch Light. For shame.

MOR says:

ummm, are you guys absurd or what? She's not doing anything in this photo. Yeah, ditto I hope this is satire, otherwise you need to get a reality check.

the original pizza says:

Breaking: Lamont's daughter sits near alcoholic beverage. Of course its satire you morons.

Crimson Creature says:

Breaking: Lamont's daughter is also a total slut.

IvyGate says:

Hey now. HEY now. Don't be an asshole. We hear she's nothing of the sort.

brown out says:

hmm, how did someone named lamont get in to harvard?

EatTheRich says:

If Bush's daughters are anything to go bye, it looking like Lamont '08.

Death Warrant says:

"go bye"

Wishful thinking.

Wangburger says:

Is that male pattern baldness I see on her head?

Josh says:

I'd totally tap Ned Lamont's daughter.

Post a comment

Name:   
Email:    (Will not be published)

ADVERTISEMENT

Email: tips@ivygateblog.com

IM: ivygateblog


IvyGate, the Ivy League blog, covers news, gossip, sex, sports and more at Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Penn, Princeton and Yale.


Got a hot tip? Want to write for us? Get in touch. Anonymity guaranteed.


Editors
 Maureen O'Connor,  Jacob Savage


Contributors
Donny Dietz, J.D. Porter


Contributing Editors
 Hal Parker


Business and Technology
 Zachary Ozer


Editors Emeriti
 Christopher Beam,  Nick Summers


Unconditional Raves

"Riding that line between self-loving and loathing."


"Either for or against Ivys, we're not sure"


"Lovable snots" and "American heroes"

--Gawker

"How you people ever got into Ivy League schools, I have no idea."

--Dan Golden, author of 'The Price of Admission'

"The Gawker of the Ivy League"


"Fuck IvyGate"


"What's it called again? IvyGatebeerdrunk dot throwup?"

--Evan Thomas, Newsweek Editor-at-Large

"Vapid"


"Arousing ... sets the bar refreshingly low"


"A sort of Lamarckian sameness ... too tenuous to be effective or even humorous"


"Ennui-filled ironists"


"blog"