Yep, Plenty To Do In That Hanover
God damn it, now this is what the student dailies ought to be publishing all the time. In what can only be described as a prizeworthy feat of journalism, Dartmouth reporters Dan Duray and Phil Salinger have compiled the best of the year’s police blotter. It includes such gems as:
May 21, Massachusetts Row, 1:08 a.m.
Police responded to a reported fight at Thayer Dining Hall. Upon investigation, the police discovered that two male students had been wrestling over a grilled cheese sandwich. Neither party was intoxicated or arrested.
Guess you have to make your own fun up in 03755.
Police Blotter: Best of 2005-06 [The Dart]
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August 29th, 2006 at 10:09 am
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