I’m Applyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying!

by Nick Summers | July 28, 2006 at 3:18 pm

A favorite Washington Post columnist of ours once noted in an online chat that there exists a certain alternate spelling of the word "come"; that it often appears in erotic fiction; and that there appears to be absolutely no limit to how many M's can be used in its construction.

Seriously, try it: Google "I'm cummmming!", then "I'm cummmmming!", etc, adding one more M each time. You simply will get search results. Even when you think you've hit the upper limit, fear not--add a few more, and we guarantee, you'll find someone narrating his or her orgasm.

At this point you're probably A) aroused, B) unnerved, and C) wondering what the fuck this has to do with the Ivy League. Here it is: the same principle applies to the phrase "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" at CollegeConfidential.com's infamously neurotic message boards, where fingernail-gnawing high schoolers fret in public about every single detail of the admissions process. We got up to 39 A's (no kidding) before getting bored. Let us know in the comments if you can beat the high score.

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One Response to “I’m Applyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying!”

  1. XLV Says:
    July 31st, 2006 at 12:12 pm

    I got 45.