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A Cornell Student Pulled A Mike Tyson During Late Night Brawl Outside A Food Truck
Posted By Peter Jacobs On November 12, 2012 @ 4:37 pm In Uncategorized | 7 Comments
A Cornell sophomore channeled everyone’s favorite face-tattooed boxer last night, allegedly biting the ear of another student during a fight, The Cornell Sun reports. The ear assault took place outside Louie’s Lunch, a food truck on Cornell’s North Campus, which was closed at the time.
It is unclear whether the nature of the assault biting and the location were coincidental, or the students just got a little too hungry and impatient. As one Sun commenter so perfectly put it, “When Louie’s is closed, you’ve got to eat something.”
Mini Mike Tyson has been identified by The Sun as Conor Goetz, who was charged with assault in the third degree. If convicted, Goetz could face up to a year in prison.
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7 Comments To "A Cornell Student Pulled A Mike Tyson During Late Night Brawl Outside A Food Truck"
#1 Comment By CitizenWhy On November 13, 2012 @ 1:02 am
Is he related to that Goetz guy who long ago shot some kids in the NYC subway? But maybe I have the name wrong.
#2 Comment By CitizenWhy On November 13, 2012 @ 1:08 am
Alert Fox News. His Facebook page says he was a Fellow on the Obama campaign. This shocking news should keep Fox busy for about 2 years.
#3 Comment By Doh On November 15, 2012 @ 12:29 am
Also surprised at his proud display of his fraternity, Lambda Chi Alpha, on hid cover photo. Figured they would have him take that down, not exactly the best publicity for a fraternity..
#4 Comment By BigGreen4Life On November 15, 2012 @ 1:35 pm
Idiots always go to state schools haha
#5 Comment By doh On November 15, 2012 @ 10:43 pm
oh and lookie here..now his cover photo is hidden! that took two more days than i expected haha.
#6 Comment By lololol On November 15, 2012 @ 11:25 pm
Dartmouth is the last school I want to hear that from.
What is that place known for anyway?
#7 Comment By Agreed On November 18, 2012 @ 11:51 am
Totally Agree. Dartmouth’s a joke.