Yale Students Have Sex, According to Playboy

by | September 27, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Playboy Magazine, the foremost authority on sex, has named Yale University as one of the colleges with the “Best Sex Life”. We assume they’re referring to your regular ol’ mom-and-pop sex; no word yet on what the gays are up to (yet!). But if we’re to believe the old “1 in 4″ adage, they’re doing pretty well for themselves. [Ed: It was 1 in 3 the last time we checked heard.]

But what does this mean? Playboy doesn’t really explain the methodology behind their “Best Sex Life” rankings, so we can only guess at how they arrived at such groundbreaking analysis. Are they referring to frequency of sexual encounters? Quality of coitus? Riveting and engaging pillow-talk? Have Yale students finally learned their lesson from Maria Yagoda?

That noise you hear is the collective wail of virgins crying in the library.

 
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  • John Mack

    I believe they use field studies to determine best sex.

  • Mike

    Penn also made this list for “Best Nightlife.” There’s a reason why they call it “The Social Ivy”
    Go Quakers!

    • lol

      and we’re supposed to be surprised that penn state made the list?

      • afajdnsa

        upenn, ya dip

    • anon

      Of course penn state is a party school

  • Amateur Psychiatrist

    I seriously doubt that the majority of Yalies have great sex lives. They talk about sex way, way too much: Sex Week at Yale, “Spit or Swallow?” and practically a daily article in the YDN about somebody’s sex life.
    It’s a universal fact that, at virtually any stage of life, the people who have the best sex talk about it the least. Yalies strike me as a bunch of hard working, high achievers who never got any in high school. Suddenly turned loose in college, they just can’t stop talking about the fact that they’re finally getting some.