Scout LaRue Willis ’12, wayward daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, is notable for attending Brown, being in a band with Jann Wenner’s son, supplying vocals to classmate Nico Jaar’s recent track, “As I Say”, and exposing her buttocks for some sort of fashion website—according to which Scout “is an open spirit that warms and lights up any cold space or empty soul within range.”

For the past four months, however, Scout has been updating a secret, pseudonymous Twitter account, on which she periodically mentions her “coke habit”, “casually taking MDMA”, and “railing Klonopin”; makes strange, cinematically violent threats against her Brown classmates and others; posts amateur photography (such as this picture of her with Terry Richardson, for whom Scout apparently posed topless after Richardson tried to have sex with her); and of course spews lots of hipster nonsense—e.g., “Have you even READ the Wikipedia page for Gravity’s Rainbow?”

Due perhaps to said drugs, Scout has shared some insanely graphic accounts of her personal life, such as her (really) dirty laundry:

haven’t washed me sheets in like months, cum stains, soda stains, mascara on the pillows the works! finally taking then to the dry cleaners!

On December 31, Scout alerted her readers to her ongoing waxing session:

Getting my vag waxed as I tweet, was jut chastised by a tiny Russian woman for being so hairy

Two days prior, Scout bragged about having drug-fueled sex with a stranger:

Casually took MDMA at this little bar downtown and got fingered by the hot dude who delivered our munches because I was with too many gays

And, in November, Scout tweeted that New York provocateur Terry Richardson attempted to finger her:

Last night Terry Richardson tried to finger me, I didn’t let him, obviously. But I did let him photograph me topless in the bathroom.

Scout’s (poorly) disguised Twitter sometimes suggests its author’s true identity, often by referencing Scout’s work at StyleLikeU, a fashion website for which Scout models vintage apparel, writes unreadable essays, and submits to puffy interviews about her dorm room. The most damning evidence, however, involves a virtual pet website: Last November, Scout posted an iPhone screenshot of an email she received from Neopets (addressed to “Me LaRue”) which contained the login credentials for “ginbreath”, whose account owner has just one Neopet—a red Eyrie named “scoutlaruewillis.”

Many of Scout’s tweets are aggressively, unfunnily mean, all the more so because she publishes them behind a fake name. For example:

Dick bag in my ceramics studio won’t shut up about his weekend occupying kennedy plaza, Your pony tail is disgusting and I’ll never fuck you

For your enjoyment and/or horror, here are Scout’s more notable tweets: